Best Happens Quotes Ever

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Do you ever
just feel so awkward when you buy something
and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
and you can feel the world
judging you from afar.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Mom: What time is it?
Me: Adventure time!
Mom: What time is it?
Me: Summer Time! Schools out-
Mom: What time is it?
Me: Time for you to get a watch.
Mom: What time is it?
Me: Peanut butter jelly time!
Mom: I'm done with you.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

instead of asking someone “why so blue?” why not ask them why so 2f4b66?” That would really make you 'unique'

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:17pm UTC

Vent. Please Read.
When I was 15 my mom told me don't worry. God has his plans for everyone, yours are just a little different. She said whatever happens happens. Whether other people think it is right or wrong you can't change it. Who cares if you are younger than all the other mothers when you pick up your child at preschool. Who cares if you listen to the same music, or have the same favorite movies. There is no age limit on having a family. When I was 15 my mom told me I would be fine. I started early and it just ment my life would be better, but harder. Now what though. Now I am 17 and still going to be just as young when picking up 2 kids at school. Now I have a family. People think bad of me already what do they think when they find out again. When I was 17 my mom said that I have to pay up for the decisions I make. Don't worry. God has his plans for everyone, yours are just a little different.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 4:56pm UTC

do you ever make a huge scene with your mum and march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can't leave because you just proved a point or something i dunno

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 12:39pm UTC

One time, my friends and I were walking down the stairs at school and one of them told a
joke. I was laughing so hard that I fell down the stairs laughing and when I got up, I was
still laughing and then we just kept walking and didn't talk about that incident ever again

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 3:16pm UTC

I don't know how I'm going to be more active in the future when I still go out of breath walking up a flight of stairs.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:33pm UTC

when I try to ask my crush out:
*coughs and clears throat* hellp pal...uhh...*looks down at my notes* I have been your friend for a while and uhh...*squints at my queue cards* um.. *starts sweating* i would like to be more than a lover to you...wait thats not right...*hands start shaking* shhiittt i said it wrong....fùck...*crumples my cars and makes a mad dash for the door*

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 4:14pm UTC

do you ever try on something way too tight and like you get stuck and it won't lift over your head and your struggling and panicking in the dressing room getting sweaty and crying and thinking your life is over.

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RYERYE*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Phone vibrates at home: Barely hears it.
Phone vibrates at school: Like a freaking earthquake.

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alisha*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Friend: Remember when you had a crush on-
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

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Monster_Dreams_
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 3:05pm UTC

When your out shopping
*queing in the line*
Mom: You wait here i forgot the milk
You: hurry please hurry run
*waits*
Me: where is she
*Next to be served*
Me: omg hurry where is she omg omg omg
Cashier: Next!
Me: ... *faints*

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Stop
getting worked up
over things you can't change
I know it's hard
But you are strong
Keep you head up
Don't let other people define who you are
Show them who you are
Don't let them win
Everything happens for a reason

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Charlotte*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 10:36am UTC

Ok. Ok. I am serious now.
*long pause*
*Bursts out laughing*

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yuzermali
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Me: KK. Time to do homework
Me: *opens up computer*
Me: *Tumblr pops up on screen*
Me: Huh? Wth? I didnt even....
Me: *Witty opens up*
Me: Wait...no..computer...no
Me: *youtube, cute pics of cats and hot photos of fave celebs pops up*
Me : NO COMPUTER
Me : STAHP
*Seven hours later*
Me: Oh so that's how you hit a giraffe with a violin.

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 10:49am UTC

A black man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says he can't sit there. He has to sit in the back as he coloured. The black man responds to him in a whisper.........
"When i was born i was black
when i'm hot i'm black
when i'm cold i'm black
when i'm sick i'm black
and when i die i'll be black But...
When you were born you was pink
when you are hot you are red
when you are cold you are blue
when you are sick you are green
and when you die you'll be purple.
and you've got the nerve calling me coloured?

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 5:14am UTC

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:30pm UTC

When you frantically wave to someone
Thinking that they are someone you know
And then realizing it's not the person you thought it was

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 12:05pm UTC

Being so lost in
thought that you
don't realize what
song is on

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Erinluvsyou
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:45pm UTC

The Awkward Moment when some asks
"What's Wrong?"
And they are the problem.

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