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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 29, 2016 4:23pm UTC

so, the guy I liked told me he broke up with his girlfriend. he was sending me innapropriate things, wanting to get with me. he blocked me. and went to my mom's work (which he knew my mom worked there, and that I was close with everyone there) WITH his longterm girlfriend who he lives with. all of that happened within like 24 hours. I have the worst luck with men.

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Virginia Doran*
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November 1, 2015 3:22pm UTC

try sitting in a mall by yourself listening to the wold move in its endless motion like a never ending circus of strange and never ending then look at the table a few feet away from you at the cute guy and question if he is stright or has a girlfriend if you should get up and talk or if your pretty or even his type. now i encourage you to sit in a mall by yourself and listen to the world forever spin

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Elementpurple13*
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August 13, 2014 12:31pm UTC

I would hate to be a guy this day and age. Just think about it...
you wouldnt be able to kiss your girl because she feels like she has bad breath. She wont let you look at her without having a pound of makeup on. You wont be alowed to hold her because she feels fat. You'll never know what food she likes because all she will eat on a date is a flipping salad. Cmon girls! Here's to being real!! :D you're beautiful, and he'll understand that not everyone has a perfect day.

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Elementpurple13*
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August 13, 2014 12:25pm UTC

Guy: oh no. What happened!? Were you working out this summer??
girl *blushes* yeah...
guy: what did you go and do that for??? Your a$$ is gone! You had the best one in the school!

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
August 13, 2014 12:22pm UTC

When your favorite station goes to comercial the second you turn on the radio.

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cas
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 12:19am UTC

Some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time.
Score.

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thegirleveryoneforgets
posted a quote
June 18, 2014 12:50pm UTC

Let's take a moment to give my brain a round of applause
It never fails to think of insults when I need them.

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*Princess JoJo*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 6:11pm UTC

Don't you hate it when you work your self up about something and then it doesn't happen ??

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Charlotte*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 10:36am UTC

Ok. Ok. I am serious now.
*long pause*
*Bursts out laughing*

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srtecstasy
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 6:36am UTC

Love is Quick
It just happens

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smilesanyways
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Saying "back in my day" to people only five years younger than me.

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avery234
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 2:49pm UTC

hey u yes u reading this your amazing and awesome never let anyone tell you otherwise!!! I love you!!!

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onlylettingitgo
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 6:44pm UTC

Wakes up at 3am
Thinks of a great quote
Tries to remember it
Falls asleep
Wakes up
Remembers the quote
Turns on computer
Goes on Witty
Forgets the quote
Spends 4h on Witty trying to remember it
Gives up
Turns off the computer
Remembers quote again

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yuzermali
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October 23, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Me: KK. Time to do homework
Me: *opens up computer*
Me: *Tumblr pops up on screen*
Me: Huh? Wth? I didnt even....
Me: *Witty opens up*
Me: Wait...no..computer...no
Me: *youtube, cute pics of cats and hot photos of fave celebs pops up*
Me : NO COMPUTER
Me : STAHP
*Seven hours later*
Me: Oh so that's how you hit a giraffe with a violin.

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