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Hammers Quotes

  1. RandomGirl42 RandomGirl42
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    How to destroy a person:
    1. Grab a sledgehammer.
    2. Smash their phone.

  2. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:11am UTC
    Some people just need a sympathetic pat
    On their head
    With a hammer

:)

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