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yuzermali
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November 6, 2013 8:27pm UTC
dont you ever say
I just walked away
I will always want you
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juju1
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October 15, 2013 8:46pm UTC
Rule of Life 4
All problems can be solved with a hammer, some nails, glue and some
duct tape
nmf/mq (juju1)

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Decay *
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October 14, 2013 6:45pm UTC
My happy place is in my forge, my shopIts where my soul meets body Its where I've found myself And crafted things that others dream of

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BluRoseHeart*
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September 13, 2013 12:22am UTC
When Miley Cyrus makes a video where she's licking a hammer, 'it's art'. When I lick a hammer I'm 'drunk' and I have to leave home depot.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC
The people at the pet store sure do get mad when you dress up like Mario and run around hitting turtles with a hammer.

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funnygirl2
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February 11, 2013 2:44am UTC
Some people just need a sympathetic pat...
on the head....
with a hammer.

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