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Cammie
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 9:31pm UTC

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Is it bad that I spend most of my day
Trying to think up good Witty Quotes...
Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

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Radioactive
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC

IT'S SO CHUNCKY

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GO2HELL
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:50pm UTC

don't drop that
thun thun thun,
EHHHHHH!!!
don't drop that
thun thun thun,
EHHHHH!! EH!
don't drop that
thun thun thun,
Don't drop that
thu thu thu,
EHHHHHH!!!
dont drop that
thu thu,
EHHH EHH!
dont drop that
thu thu thun,
EYY EYY!!
dont drop that
thu thu thun,
EHHHH! EH!
Don't drop that
thu thu thun,
EHHH!!!
DON'T DROP THAT
THU THU THUN!!!!

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XboxGurl
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 7:01pm UTC

No matter where you are, you're
Měilì Utsukushii Belle Hermoso Mooi Schön όμορφος جميل
Beautiful.

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booda456
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 1:29pm UTC

BUCKET LIST #112
Walk around acting drunk and have people come up to you and be like, "
DUDE HOW MUCH HAVE YOU DRANK!"

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...*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Plot Twist: Steve is really a girl and pretending to be a boy like half the guys on Witty

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 12:03pm UTC

#CaterinaBrooks >> life.

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gray22
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:37am UTC

love it when you hold my hand,
when you kiss my cheek,
love it when you tell me,
'i love you'
every day of the week.
oh wait...

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Raynniee
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 5:20pm UTC

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Stop complaining about being single.
We have bigger problems here.
Like why doesn't McDonald's serve breakfast after 10:30
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♥

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basketballxoxo
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:48pm UTC

if you have 35+.. you're spoiled!
[] own car
[x] cell phone
[x] own phone line
[] bf/gf
[] own bathroom
[x] own room
[x] 2 or more story house
[] built-in pool(???)
[]guest house
[x] game room/play room
[] tv in your room
[] queen size bed
[] more than 20 pairs of shoes
[] 10+ things from a designer store
[x] good grades
[] Dior sunglasses
[] louis vuitton purse
[x] iPod
[x] XBOX
[] PS3
[] mp3 player
You or your family has...
[] Mercedes Benz
[] BMW
[x] basketball hoop
[] air hockey table
[] pool table
[] ping pong table
[x] trampoline
[] live ON a lake or pond
[] own a pair of skiis
[] own a snowboard
[] has a boat
[] has a jet ski
[x] has a beach house/ cabin
[] only child
[x] stereo system in bedroom
[] DVD player in bedroom
[x] 100+ dvd's
[x] gets $50+ for allowance each month
[x] goes shopping every month
[] shops at abercrombie
[] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
[x] makeup
[x] perfume
[x] AIM
[x] MSN
[x]Yahoo
[x] 5+ trophies
[x] own digital camera
[] walk-in closet
[x]bike
[] electric scooter
[] dirt bike/quad
[] 4X4 truck
[x] guitar/drums
[] hammock
[] been on a cruise
[] traveled out of the country
[] weight set/ workout set in house
[] personal fit trainer
[x] expensive jewerly
[] met a celeb
[x] straightener/curling iron
[x] gets hair done/nails/spas
[x] on/was on a varsity team for the school
[] own batting cage
[x] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
[x] own savings account
[x] 1+ BEST friends
[] been to the carribean
[] been to europe.
[] been to hawaii
[x] been to NY
[] shopped in seattle
[] eaten at the space needle in seattle
[] been on the eiffel tower in paris
[x] been on the statue of liberty in NY
[x] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
[] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
[x] lives on a private property
[] license
[x] moved 3+ times
[] sports car
[] hot tub
[x] pet(s)
[] ranch [] at&t
[] verizon
[] cingular
[] Sprint
[x] virgin mobile / other
[] been to 5+ states in the US.
[x] dont have a job.
[x] 100+ friends on facebook
[x] alarm clock
[x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
[] eat-out almost everyday
[] been in a limo
[] own camcorder
[x] own laptop
[x] own desktop
Overall Total 44
You spoiled?
[x] yes
[] heck no.
[] close

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dont_worry_child
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 8:55am UTC

I tride to bend a penny with my teeth,
now i have braces

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Me: *Pulls Out Homework*
Me: *Goes to Google*
Me: *Google Searches all the questions*

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macNcheese66
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 10:03am UTC

On Facebook, my enemy posted "standing on the edge of a cliff."
so I poked her.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Fading
Mascara
Chapter 2
Aubrey's POV
As i walked through the doors of the school building I heard the snickers of other people laughing at me. I even got some disgusting glares from teachers.
I opened my locker but I felt a presence behind me and decided to walk off. Ava and her little group started to follow me,but eventually caught up.
She pushed me against a group of lockers pinning me against the lockers. "You're such a skan.k. You derserve to die." She said as she started to walk off laughing.
"You derserve to die."
She was right I did deserve to die,atleast I would be happier.
During lunch, I sat beneath a tall oak tree, with my nose in a book.
"He kissed her lips softly-"
I read.
Today felt different;It just felt strange.
Just as I was ready to leave the oaktree, I felt someone cover my mouth...and grabbed me,
from running away...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So what do you think?
Chapter 2 is up...
Shoutout to my 3 readers!!! hahaha....ermm
So who do you think grabbed her?
Want to see the trailer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUN2Wr_LTzM
If you like it please give me feedback.
I do notify.
Tell others if you like it!
P.s.
The reason I make "bad" words like this hel l or skan.k
Is because witty will hide my quote if I dont do that.
:)

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