Hahahahahaha Quotes

Vinita*
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September 27, 2014 3:48pm UTC

White girls be like: StarbucksssssssssssssssssssssssssssAsian girls be like: NOODLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
June 27, 2014 2:04am UTC

Hahahahahaha
It's over
Hahahahahaha
Las night I cracked and talked to him
Hahahahahaha
He didn't even give me a proper reason
Hahahahahaha
Great ending to this amazing week
Hahahahahaha
Someone pass me a razor
Hahahahahaha

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EllieLasnier
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

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KangaDrew
posted a quote
April 6, 2014 12:29pm UTC

I could tell you were fake from the moment you claimed people call you "Beast."

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fern26
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December 9, 2013 5:53pm UTC

"Video Games are bad for you, that's what they said about Rock-n-Roll."
-Shigeru Miyamoto

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Random student: YOLO!
Math Teacher walks in: Have fun yolo-ing when you have no job and no one wants to hire you.
SILENCE.
Me: LMFAO in the back of the classroom.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 10:05pm UTC

I'm really athletic minus the running

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 11:27am UTC

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 4:20am UTC

I really do care about what you think.
It might be pathetic.
And I might be weak.
But atleast I can look at someone and know that I want to be someone they'd be proud of.
So shut up, mu'fugger.

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:19am UTC

What does the Cas say?!
DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN!

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LoveYourLifeee
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 8:22am UTC

Bunnylover43 Format
Google
What does the fox say?
Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
Change Background Image Advertising Programs Business Solutions Privacy & Terms‎ +Google ‎ About Google
Fav. Follow. Comment.

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 4:27am UTC

And all you Muggles said Harry Potter was over!

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 9:51pm UTC

YOLO
Unless you’re a zombie

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katbaby
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 9:21pm UTC

My mom said I can't
so I can't

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dolph*
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August 16, 2013 2:44pm UTC

'Old people'? More like 'fold people' *makes an origami swan out of grandma*

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jahan
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Oh, you don't like the way I look? You think my hair's too messy and I'm a talantless waste of space? how nice of you!

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Swag Unicorn*
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July 28, 2013 11:37pm UTC

*Getting ready for a party*
Friend: Omg is my makeup okay?
Me: Well you have some face on your foundation.

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darkvlader
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July 26, 2013 3:55pm UTC

I actually find little kids fighting funny

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 3:48pm UTC

*jokes about german sausage are the wurst*

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Mischief_Managed_
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 6:22pm UTC

England: Someone go call America for me.
France: How?? He's probobly sleeping like a log-
Canada: Hold up I got this.
Canada: Ahem...
England:
France:
Canada: WHAT TEAM?
*Stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs*
America: *Busts through door*
America: WILDCATS!

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