Grounded Quotes

bye*
posted a quote
November 24, 2014 6:13pm UTC

im grounded for a month please tell me how to survive not having a phone or hanging with friends

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Gpc11
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September 21, 2014 2:11am UTC

Son you're groundedBUT MOM*dad walks in**son whispers in dad's ear* *dad nods* Sorry hun he's invoked bros before hos. Grounding revoked.

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DipKiddo
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 12:15am UTC

Apparently when your mother yells, "SON OF A B/TCH",
"HELL YES I AM", is not the correct response. Just in
case you were wondering.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 9:17pm UTC

hey guys.
so i'm grounded.
i don't know when i'll be able to get on
but i'll try to get on as much as possible
i love you guys
see ya
<3

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 9:31pm UTC

So today I was talking to my mom about AIDs and my brother asked what AIDs was and so I said "it means hugs, so tell all your friends you want to give them AIDs tomorrow." and oh my god what if he does like holy shít do you know how fast I would get grounded.

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katbaby
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 3:41pm UTC

My boyfriend is grounded for a month so I shall be on witty for a month straight

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 2:10am UTC

It use to be,
Parents: You are grounded from playing with your toys and watching TV.
Me: Okay. o.o
Now it is like this,
Parents: You are grounded from the computer and music.
Me: NO I AM SORRY TAKE IT BACK! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN!

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haileyrosaxoxo1
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Me: im sorry i screwed up, i took the car and i wasnt suposed to
Mom: your not grounded
Me: ...what
Mom: nope
Me: so you want my phone....?
Mom: nope
Mom: give me your ipod 2 weeks
Me: .....NOO, ANY THING ELSE, MOM!!!! NOT MY MUSIC!
Mom: nope 2 weeks no ipod give it up now
Me: ...(walking away) i can just die for 2 weeks like please
She knows me too well...

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 7:10pm UTC

sorry i haven't been on lately at all, i got grounded 2 weeks ago. i only got my phone back for this weekend & it will most likely get taken away again when i go back home. im very sorry to anybody who has needed somebody to talk to or has tried getting ahold of me. stay strong.

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TheChipBag
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 11:46am UTC

THECHIPDIARIES # 5
I'm grounded. UGH. I was going spazzy last night and i started to crinkle my chip bag for fun while everyone was sleeping (I was bored!) and my dad didn't even give me a second chance he just totally grounded me!! So now, instead of being on the food shelf waiting to be purchased, I am literally on the ground under the shelves, hidden form everyone. This sucks.
~TheChipBag

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PrettyMwah
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 12:25pm UTC

Lol...
I just tried out Ghetto Witty on my profile.
My mom thought I actually wrote those and she said I was grounded.
LOL I snuck on.

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MeaganWynd
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 5:55pm UTC

When they take away everything you care about.. V.v

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Me: hey mom look I did all the dishes
Me: hey mom look I got on a honor roll
Me: hey mom look I got another award today
Me: hey mom look I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, and s.ex
Me: hey mom look I won the Nobel peace prize
Me: hey mom look I broke a world record
Me: *forgot to wipe off counters*
My mom: GOD NO ONE EVER DOES ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE. THIS FAMILY IS SO DISRESPECTFUL. I WORK MY BUTT OFF ALL DAY JUST TO COME HOME TO THIS MESS. YOU ARE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU'RE 69283829392.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Is Getting Grounded For Two Weeks a Thing?
or do I just not have enough of a social life for that even to be an option?

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Hey! When are you coming home?
I'll be back around 2.. Can you keep the doors unlocked please?
Heck no!! I'll keep a window unlocked , but you have to figure out which one it is and don't make the dog bark or else you'll be grounded for a month!(;
Challenge Accepted

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BehindBlueEyes
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 8:57pm UTC

your love keeps keeps me grounded

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CrazyChrista
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Can tell you guys rly missed me :(
0 notfications
Thanks.

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