Goldfish Quotes

PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
January 25, 2015 4:09pm UTC

Thirty-two secrets. Be honest
no matter what.
One -
Where was your profile pic taken? I created it in Paint
Two -
Are you being honest? 100%
Three-
Have you ever lost a close friend? kinda
Four -
What is your current mood? meh
Five-
Whats your brother’s name? Sean& Jimmy
Six -
Where do you wish you were right now? Somewhere in Neverland ;)
Seven -
Have a crazy side? Hell yeah
Eight -
Ever had a near death experience? yes
Nine -
Something you do a lot? internet/music
Ten -
Angry at anyone? me
Eleven -
What's the last thing you said to your mom? You know what song was on the radio the other day? Moves like Jagger
Twelve -
When was the last time you cried? Last night there that I Remember A Day to Remember through the years and I cried a bit okay.
Thirteen
Is there anyone you would do anything for? yes
Fourteen
What do you think about when you are falling asleep? You Had Me @ Hello-A Day to Remember
Fifteen-
Do you still have pictures of an ex boyfriend/girlfriend? um havent had a boyfriend
Sixteen-
What was the last thing in your mouth? goldfish
Seventeen-
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? uh?
Eighteen-
What is your favorite song? I don't have a favorite... They're all my babies
Nineteen-
What are you doing right now? this survey, messenging Nathan
Twenty -
Where did you get the top you are wearing? 8th grade grad hoodie ♥
Twenty-one-
Do you enjoy drama? eh
Twenty two-
Describe your life in three words? lazy,food,bands
Twenty three-
Who are you thinking of right now? em idk
Twenty four-
What should you be doing right now? studying
Twenty five-
What are you listening to? nothing O.O
Twenty-six-
Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THis? Of course
Twenty seven-
Who was the last person who yelled at you? Mom probably
Twenty eight-
Why were you last sad? That A Day to Remember photo happysad tho
Twenty nine-
Do you use smiley faces on the computer? yes
Thirty-
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? yes
Thirty one-
Are you happy with life right now? eh
Thirty two-
Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now? yes

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chelsearay6545
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 1:48pm UTC

I feel like a goldfish in one of those bags, but somebody poked a hole in the bag, and I'm running out of water.

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Secret42
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 4:15pm UTC

That awkward moment when your goldfish cracker doesn't smule
My quote.Do NOT Steal

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dragonfly26
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 6:47pm UTC

It took me a while to realize that Cheddar is not the original goldfish flavor

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Now my dear children, Sit. It is Radom Witty Story Time.
Here's How We Play:
I will say one word, and you guys get to continue the story
with your random words. Keep this story going so we can see
how many wittians can find it and add on. You can end a sentence
and stat a new one but absolutely NO SAYING THE END. If you
do, my lazer kittens will come for you, take your nutella, and slice you.
Okay? Great :)
Ready?
My word: Goldfish......
...Your turn! :)

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LostUntilTheEnd
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 12:11am UTC

Last night I had dream about me getting hit by a Goldfish cracker truck and dying. It was quite a fabulous way to die.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 6:11pm UTC

When my mom was at a
meeting with a Kindergarten teacher, I was sitting by the fishtank and I saw a dead goldfish at the bottom of it and I was like: "Aww, poor fishy," and then I saw another goldfish swim down to the dead one and start eating it, ohmygod the fish is a cannibal.

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helloimasmileface
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Are you a Goldfish cracker?
Because you always make me smile, no matter what my mood.

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dragonfly26
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 4:21pm UTC

If you think that your school is insane, then you are wrong.
Today in Math, I sat in my chair and
watched a boy snort crushed up goldfish.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 2:11am UTC

you may think i'm a loser,
but to my goldfish, i'm the goddess of flakes.

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Squirt_The_Turtle
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Having a pet in the house is good. You can blame anything hat breaks on your pet. *BANG*
Mom- "What was that?!?!"
Me- "Oh that was the goldfish!!"

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StreetDancer
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 3:12pm UTC

All I did today
was dancing randomly
and staring at my fish
maybe that could exlain my grades..

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SecretLife96
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 9:09pm UTC

My friend: I don't like eating goldfish one by one because I feel like I am tearing figh families apart; i'd rather eat whole families at a time.
Me: I used to name my goldfish and say "I'm eating..."
My other friend: *pulls out a bag of golfish*
Everyone in class: lolwut.

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jariley*
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Goldfish;
The Snack That Smiles Back

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