Fruit Quotes

capsized*
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July 9, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Sukitraps
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July 9, 2013 1:36pm UTC

When you at an apple till it looks like ants were all over that s#!t

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Rajsonkar
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June 29, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Women are like Fruits...
Every one has its unique colour,shape, aroma and taste....
Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

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DeathOfASon
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June 16, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Me: Mom I'm hungry!
Mom: Eat fruit!

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DontLetThemGetToYou
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June 3, 2013 7:16am UTC

Pretend It's Ok.
*A Little Mix Fan Fiction*
Chapter 5 - The Party
Sophie's P.O.V
I was there, at the party of the year.
It was awkward, since there was only one winner and that was me.
But I couldn't believe my luck.
Me, at Little Mix's super super glamorous and luxurious party?
No way.
But I was!
"Hey!" someone exclaimed behind me.
I jumped, swivelling around, my heels standing.
"LITTLE MIX! I can't believe I'm actually here with you!" I gushed, as they handed me their autographs.
"Well, it's a pleasure to be here with you! What's your name?" asked Jade.
"Um, well, my name is um, Sophie," I blushed furiously.
"Come in to this glamorous party!"
***
Before I knew it I was dancing, laughing and talking with the girls.
They were so nice and welcoming, I forgot that they were celebrities.
I wanted to spill my secrets right there on the spot, because I wasn't explaining about who I really am.
There was a huge chocolate fountain in the dance room, with a nice platter of assorted fruits plated high on expensive, crystal plates.
There were strawberries, pineapple, apples, pear, banana, and everything you can imagine - yep, you name it.
There was a humongous disco strobe ball placed high on the ceiling.
It was shining so brightly, reflecting on all the decorations.
It was a sweet, glamorous party and I couldn't wait to discover more about this band.

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soccermm
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May 31, 2013 1:33pm UTC

an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit (;

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soccertrack
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May 18, 2013 9:39pm UTC

The only date you've had is a fruit.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 14, 2013 5:02pm UTC

When bananas rot, they secrete stuff that makes other fruit, including
bananas, near them rot faster. That's so messed up. This is murder-suicide. Bananas commit murder-suicide.

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Bitter_Sweet
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May 3, 2013 10:33am UTC

I swear medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.

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Rach_K
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April 25, 2013 2:13pm UTC

... Banana.

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dragonfly26
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April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Did you know that
A pineapple isn't a single fruit?
It's actually just multiple berries fused together.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?

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Hale_Storm18
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March 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

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Quotesfreak
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February 20, 2013 4:51pm UTC

A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day's work, he told them he had just one rule: don't steal any fruit. The two agreed to obey the rule.
After the day was over, the two workers came in to report to the farmer. He asked them if they had stolen any fruit, and immediately their conscience forced them to tell the truth.
"Yes, we did. We ate some when we got hungry," they said.
The farmer replied, "Ok, here is your punishment. I want each of you to go pick ten of your favorite fruit and come back to me."
The men couldn't believe their ears. This seemed more like a reward than a punishment!
After fifteen minutes, the first thief came back with ten cherries. The farmer promptly told him that as part of his punishment, he would have to stuff each cherry up his nose. The thief was upset about this, but he knew he had done wrong, so he slowly began to push the cherries up his nose one by one.
As he was working on the third cherry, he began to laugh hysterically. The farmer asked him, "What's so funny?"
The thief replied, "The other guy is out there picking watermelons!"
I love this joke!

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AshleyyMariee
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February 17, 2013 7:29pm UTC

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, stay away from the fruit.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:28pm UTC

Guys enough with the fruit jokes
They're unpearable

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ImNotNormal
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February 6, 2013 6:23am UTC

For people who think their sooooo fat try this new diet:
Exercise at 6:45,7:00 or 8:10
Eat Fruit and oatmeal or Greek Yogurt
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Dinner:
Vegetables,grains,meat,fruit,milk

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T1nk3rF4iryk
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January 27, 2013 1:58pm UTC

Apple: I look like a human heart. Mango: I look like a stomach. Grapes: I look like eyes. Banana: I don't like this game.

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:15pm UTC

I think its
become
clear that
medicne
compinies
have no
idea what
fruit tastes
like

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