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1. GRACEROCKS
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 6:15pm UTC
   I think its
   become
   clear that
   medicne
   compinies
   have no
   idea what
   fruit tastes
   like
   
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2. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC
   Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
   Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
   Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
   Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
   Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
   Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
   Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
   Me: Why?
   
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3. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC
   An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
   But, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 146 points
4. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2013 1:45pm UTC
   Women are like Fruits...
   Every one has its unique colour,shape, aroma and taste....
   Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 176 points
5. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2013 5:02pm UTC
   When bananas rot, they secrete stuff that makes other fruit, including
   bananas, near them rot faster. That's so messed up. This is murder-suicide. Bananas commit murder-suicide.
   
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6. ProfessorPickle
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2013 2:14pm UTC
   If watermelon exists why doesn't earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
   The elemons
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 44 points
7. gab*
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2013 6:23pm UTC
   *has a full course meal at mcdonalds then goes home to eat every fruit and vegetable in the fridge and runs a 5k to make up for it*
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 33 points
8. dragonfly26
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC
   Did you know that
   A pineapple isn't a single fruit?
   It's actually just multiple berries fused together.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 22 points
9. bunnylover43
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2013 1:28pm UTC
   Guys enough with the fruit jokes
   They're unpearable
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 21 points
10. fruit
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 4:15am UTC
    Hi! I'm a fruit.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
11. soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    The only date you've had is a fruit.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 17 points
12. fruit
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 7:56am UTC
    i have some berry juicy news
    for you.........
    i am a berry fruitylicious fruit!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
13. Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 10:33am UTC
    I swear medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
14. fruit
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 7:17am UTC
    Being a fruit makes me berry happy♥
    
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15. capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
16. DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom, is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
17. fruit
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 8:34am UTC
    Any other
    fellow fruits out there?!
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points
18. soccermm
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
    but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit (;
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
19. DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 12:41am UTC
    knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
    wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
20. charlottejoo
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:08am UTC
    Raisin's are the reason I have trust issues.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

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