Best Fridge Quotes Today

happiest*
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December 31, 2013 3:18pm UTC

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

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Fαy Στylες*
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July 10, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Beauty is inside.
Example: a fridge

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ErinIsTheName*
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June 27, 2013 12:40pm UTC

My mom says beauty is on the inside.
For example: A Fridge.

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spence*
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November 11, 2013 12:22pm UTC

when my fridge is empty so is my heart

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 27, 2013 4:56pm UTC

I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.
Fridge, you're coming to my room.

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CookieMonster09*
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September 1, 2013 4:26pm UTC

good news: theres food in the fridge
bad news: all the food require cooking to be eatable

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spence*
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April 10, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Well, I'm bored..
time to check the fridge.

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softballxwin27
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March 30, 2013 10:52am UTC

If you pick up an ice cube instead of kicking it under the fridge,
you probably don't belong on witty.

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Infinity on high*
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April 29, 2013 2:11am UTC

What matters is what's inside.
For example, my fridge.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 20, 2013 5:28pm UTC

I used to be a really smart kid who was ''going places'' but now I just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge.

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RawrKatYeah
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May 12, 2013 9:33am UTC

Dear Fridge
Please the next time I open you, be full and not empty.

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RYERYE*
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October 4, 2013 4:37pm UTC

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is whats inside.

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chocolate_lover
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March 7, 2013 7:27pm UTC

when you open the fridge every ten minutes,
hoping that something new will show up.....
...and it doesn't..
t(-_-t)

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 21, 2014 12:43pm UTC

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Eating

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Pluto*
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August 28, 2013 12:21pm UTC

"Burn, baby, burn,"
I say to my calories as I walk towards the fridge.

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shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 7:45pm UTC

I have a boyfriend. oh wait. thats a fridge. I have a fridge.

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gucci prince*
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June 1, 2013 10:12am UTC

Me: *walks out of my room to get a drink*
Me: *Sees all of the sodas are gone*
Me: *Says soda 5 times*
Fridge: *100 of sodas burst out*
Me: IT'S ALIVE

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daisybug2000
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April 15, 2013 11:50pm UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge

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coolsuperstarz
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November 10, 2013 10:42am UTC

Heart breaking,
hands shaking,
realization awaking...
'There's no food'
~ Said the fridge.

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...*
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February 4, 2013 10:27pm UTC

Every time I open the fridge:
Me: Yay! I bet someone has been shopping today..
Me: *opens fridge*
Me: *takes a look inside*
Me: *closes fridge*
Me: *walks away*

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