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1. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 2:16pm UTC
   I CAN'T TAKE THIS
   LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
   ANYMORE.
   Fridge, you're coming to my room.
   NMQ
   :)
   
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2. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 3:57am UTC
   I Just LOVE Bacon!!!!!! :D
   
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3. sidneyxo
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 5:15pm UTC
   With me you become empty inside,
   but without me you're full.
   I still love you, fridge♥
   
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4. sidneyxo
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 5:13pm UTC
   Witty is like a fridge.
   Even though there's nothing in it, you check it
   every 5 minutes.
   
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5. ErinIsTheName*
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 12:40pm UTC
   My mom says beauty is on the inside.
   For example: A Fridge.
   
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6. iKindaSortaLikeYou
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2013 7:45pm UTC
   I have a boyfriend,
   Oh wait no,
   No that's a fridge.
   I have a fridge
   
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7. EdgeFace
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2013 11:09pm UTC
   Me: I love you, I always have!
   Fridge:
   Me: I knew you felt the same way!
   
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8. gucci prince*
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2013 10:12am UTC
   Me: *walks out of my room to get a drink*
   Me: *Sees all of the sodas are gone*
   Me: *Says soda 5 times*
   Fridge: *100 of sodas burst out*
   Me: IT'S ALIVE
   
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9. UnicornzPOWA
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 5:36pm UTC
   That moment when you hands brushes against the hot center part of the fridge and youre just like what is this sorcery
   
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10. Alaina99
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    him: have you ever said, "I love you" before?
    me: yeah, once.
    him: well, what happened?
    me: um, let's just say I'm not good with far distance relationships.
    him: well, how far does he live?
    me: how far is my kitchen?
    
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11. SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    The fridge is a clear example
    that what matters is what's inside .
    
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12. Cupcakifier
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    My motto ;
    Eat everything from the fridge.
    Have no remorse.
    
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13. RawrKatYeah
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:33am UTC
    Dear Fridge
    Please the next time I open you, be full and not empty.
    
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14. Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:11am UTC
    What matters is what's inside.
    For example, my fridge.
    
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15. Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.
    
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16. Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on WittY.
    
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17. writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    THROWING FRIDGES AT SOMEONE
    WHO NEEDS TO CHILL OUT AND THEN BEING LIKE "OH WAIT MAH FOOD"
    
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18. Cupcakifier
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Everyone on Facebook;
    Scroll,
    Refresh,
    Repeat.
    
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19. xsingxsingx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 10:48am UTC
    I cannot deal with this long distance relationship. Fridge, your coming to live in my room.
    
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20. daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge
    
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