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1. Carla Crahan.*
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2014 7:40pm UTC
   I speak fluent
   sarcasm.
   
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2. yourcool
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 9:34pm UTC
   i've always wish that i was fluent in
   another language, so that when someone is sh.t talking me in spanish i could jump into their conversation and have a rude thing to say that is twice as harsh and i would win the "whos the bigger as.hole battle"
   
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3. NothingButAbby
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2013 6:04pm UTC
   I speak fluent sarcasm.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
4. GlassHorizon
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2013 8:33pm UTC
   you, sir/madam
   are
   a
   top
   t;&wat
   Here, have a medal x
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
5. laurenec
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2013 9:00pm UTC
   I am fluent in three languages:
   English
   Sarcasm
   Profanity
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 35 points

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