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Firealarm Quotes

br0kenwings
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April 4, 2014 1:22am UTC
The fire alarm has gone off twice in two days.
This is freaking ridiculous. Seriously guys.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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October 10, 2013 7:35pm UTC
What a fire alarm means:
In most familes: There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!

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katherinexP
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June 13, 2013 8:37pm UTC
*fire alarm*
Teacher: Okay kids.
Single file line.
Me: MOVE B.ITCH, I'M ABOUT
TO DIE!!

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glitter162*
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June 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC
I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.

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ecawesomeness
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February 11, 2013 5:42am UTC
teacher: when the fire alarm sounds, you must go to the field as fast as possible and find your class, no matter what. You have to be on the field as soon as possible.
kid: what if the field is the one on fire?

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