Fingers Quotes

cornmuffin
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August 13, 2013 2:03pm UTC

You have 10 fingers.
Use them and text me already.

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DeathOfASon
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August 7, 2013 10:57pm UTC

Nail Polish
On fingernails: Lasts a week
On toenails: Lasts two decades

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cineast
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August 6, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Alright m.otherfu.cker listen up
This is for the fu.cking homies
steady givin no fu.cks
If you wanna join the party
put your middle fingers up
and when the music fu.ckin hits
you better JUMP JUMP JUMP

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coolsuperstarz
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July 31, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Quotes~
Typed by the fingers...
Thought by the brain.
Came from the heart.

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MiaaRodriguez
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July 30, 2013 4:52pm UTC

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

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lesbehonest
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July 23, 2013 9:35pm UTC

"When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers, remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever."

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JcZoe
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July 13, 2013 7:50am UTC

Open our eyes to the world at the end of our pointing fingers

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bluehazel
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July 7, 2013 3:43am UTC

How am I suppose to make life choices.
When I still use my fingers to count, and sing the alphabet to see which letter comes next?

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 4:44pm UTC

*finds out crush isn't at school today*
"Damn , wasted outfit "

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 4:42pm UTC

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers.
Like, am I really that HOT?

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FreddyJ
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June 19, 2013 1:16pm UTC

Countin' on my fingers
Countin' on my toes
Slippin' through your fingers
Watchin' how it grows
You can love me baby but you can't walk out
Someone oughta tell you what it's really all about

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TheYellowBrickRoad
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June 4, 2013 3:53pm UTC

Fingers are weird.
Our arms just split into other little arms.

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Onism*
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May 25, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Dear teacher,
Don't look at me like that while I'm counting on my fingers
Sincerely,
I could be a mathematical genius

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
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May 19, 2013 12:38am UTC

I want to be like water.
I want to slip through fingers,
but hold up a ship.

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Buttons
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:40am UTC

Is it just me, or does everyone type their passwords with one finger?

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YouStoleMyCookie
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Awee, look! my middle finger likes
you!

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Fading.From.Reality*
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April 27, 2013 3:48pm UTC

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes nexT?

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shorisunbird092
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April 19, 2013 6:45am UTC

This is generally what happens to people like me who get hyper after eating the tiniest little pinch of sugar.
Hyper friend: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
Me: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
Hyper friend: SO THESE TWO AWESOME THINGS HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AND IM SO HAPPY
Me: Great! what are they?
Hyper friend: :D
Me: :D
Hyper friend: This is my first finger. *points to finger*
Me:
Hyper friend: And this is my second finger! *points to other finger*
Me:
Hyper friend:
Me: ...well good for you. But I have 10 FINGERS HA!
Hyper friend: o_O

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 11:24pm UTC

When you play Fruit Ninja and slice the pomegranate with all your fingers.

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the_person_no_one_sees
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:47am UTC

It is never to early to hold up certian fingers.

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