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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2016 10:03am UTC
    the guy i liked got mad that i was mad that he was ignoring me, so he blocked me on everything. but like, im pretty sure he never broke up with his gf, and he had three kids, one of which is just 4 years younger than me. and i think he was just trying to get in my pants. so i really shouldnt be upset. but i am. i should never have tried talking to him. i should have preserved my positive feelings for him.

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2016 3:07pm UTC
    so remember when we were driving in your car
    speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
    and the city lights laid out before us

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2016 10:20am UTC
    I'll look back in regret
    how I ignored when they said
    "run as fast as you can"

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2016 4:25pm UTC
    They're driving fast cars,
    but they don't know where they're going
    In the fast lane,
    living life without knowing

  5. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 10:57am UTC
    Staring at the bottom of your glass,
    hoping one day you'll make a dream last,
    but dreams come slow and they go so fast

  6. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2015 12:37am UTC
    We're all
    just kids
    who grew up
    To Fast.

  7. riddles riddles
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Hey! Here's another riddle!!
    For some I go fast
    for others I'm slow.
    To most people, I'm an obsession
    relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
    Hint: Think fast,slow...
    GOOD LUCK!!

  8. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 2:14pm UTC
    So today in class, we had to watch a video on where the meat for fast food comes from, how it gets there, etc. right before lunch and let me just say that after seeing the dead cows, chickens, etc hang upside down dead, get killed, & cut open..I AM BECOMING A VEGETARIAN!

  9. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 12:14pm UTC
    Only 25 more fast's to go...

  10. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    I'm so hungry, I can't wait until I open my fast so I can eat...only 3 hours to go!

  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 1:36pm UTC
    I'm so hungry, I can't wait until I open my fast so I can eat...only 3 hours to go!

  12. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 10:59am UTC
    Happy Ramadan to everyone whose fasting, hope you have a good one:)

  13. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 11:51am UTC
    Just the start of it...Sunny Days,
    Party Nights, Hot Guys, Water Fights,
    Beachy Hair, Tanned Skin,
    Schools Out, Summers In!

  14. tired_of_living* tired_of_living*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 10:30am UTC
    I can't stand it to think
    My life is going so fast
    And I'm not really living it.

  15. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 8:55pm UTC
    me listening Chop Suey
    What Serj says: Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little make up. Hide the scars to fade away the shake up! Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
    What I understand: WAKE UP! FKDMFKDSMFKKFD MAKE UP. KDMFKMDSKFDKF SHAKE UP. DKMFDKSF KIDS KFDMFKDF TABLE.

  16. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    The punishment for you walking slow in the halls
    is me stepping on your heel or the back of your shoe
    which could result in one of three things
    1.) You trip and fall as everyone stampedes over you
    2.) You break your ankle awkwardly
    3.) your shoe flies off and you lose it in the crowd of people
    So please, if you are at all concerned for your safety, and would like to keep your fancy Jordans,
    speed it the he.ll up

  17. smexyxlean smexyxlean
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 11:36am UTC
    Im doing the Daniels fast starting this Sunday for a week. Im super excited, but Im also super nervous. Im doing this for religious reasons. Im going to keep a journal while this is going on and Ill be posting to Witty while this is happening. I hope you guys read it and like what Im saying.

  18. Lmirela589 Lmirela589
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    We would be fu/ked if jamaicans turned
    to zombies

  19. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    So like, I work at McDonald's, and I swear everytime I walk in I
    can just feel the calories being absorbed into my skin from the air.

  20. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    Life goes fast
    So live it up
    And make it last

:)

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