The punishment for you
walking slow in the halls
is me stepping on your heel or the back of your shoe
which could result in one of three things
1.) You trip and fall as everyone stampedes over you
2.) You break your ankle awkwardly
3.) your shoe flies off and you lose it in the crowd of
people
So please, if you are at all concerned for your safety, and would
like to keep your fancy Jordans,
speed it the he.ll up
