Fart Quotes

coolkitten
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April 9, 2015 2:45pm UTC

"Pppppppffffft", someone has farted, what do you do?
Realy?

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Nikki Sixx*
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September 24, 2014 11:45am UTC

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.–Jenny McCarthy

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Nikki Sixx*
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August 18, 2014 2:10pm UTC

If someone is talking behind your back, then just fart.

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Vinita*
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January 14, 2014 12:03pm UTC

Love is farting in front of you boyfriend/girlfriend just because you trust them that much

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Vinita*
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January 7, 2014 8:40pm UTC

Bunnies are incapable of farting so when they eat cauliflower their insides explode and they die.

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TheRealMaddie
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December 1, 2013 12:40pm UTC

I love it when i stay at friends house and
I have to fart so bad and then once I get home I let it out
and its lounder than a bomb from world war II.

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username*
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November 8, 2013 10:15pm UTC

I swear
I get high everytime I paint my nails.

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rainbowsandcookies
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October 5, 2013 4:38pm UTC

farting so bad that you can't sit in the same room and you're away from the computer and your whole life is destroyed because of releasing methane gas from your poopy hole

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Nicolaxx
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September 24, 2013 2:10pm UTC

Did you just fart?
Because you blew me away ;)

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Cotect336
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September 22, 2013 5:14am UTC

Having a actual relationship
is not having to hold your
farts in anymore

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Pack619
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September 7, 2013 1:16pm UTC

Did You Know #4
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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Ashlea2864
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August 21, 2013 5:48pm UTC

BEANS BEANS, THEIR GOOD FOR YOUR HEART! THE MORE YOU EAT EM' THE MORE YOU FART!!!! :p

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ImNoSuperman
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August 9, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Are you a fart?
Because you blow me away.
- boyfriend material

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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August 5, 2013 10:22pm UTC

that moment when you hear 'i have to fart'
-.- let'r rip!

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RuthiedaCat
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August 2, 2013 11:58pm UTC

Awkward Moment:
when you sneeze so hard it squeezes a fart out of
you, and you just hope to God that the sneeze was
loud enough to cover the fart sound, but somewhere
in the back of your consciousness you know that
it didn't.
</3

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JacobbV09
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July 21, 2013 5:59pm UTC

LOVE IS LIKE A FART! IF YOU HAVE TO FORCE IT, IT'S PROBABLLY S.H.I.T

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mtndewhm*

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July 1, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter?

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably s.hit.

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theinfinitejar
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June 13, 2013 4:07am UTC

Does anyone still laugh when someone farts in the middle of class?

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ArtFrenzy
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June 2, 2013 5:15am UTC

In school we had to make a short play in groups, but it had to be a twist on a fairytale, so my group did the three little chickens (three little pigs).
Anyway, the guy who was playing the fox had to say "I'll huff, and I'll grunt, and I'll fart your house down" and he'd turn and put is butt near this
one chicken and I had to amke the fart noise, but I forgot to.
So when I heard the noise I thought someone else did it, but it turned out the guy actually farted in this girls face.

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