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Families Quotes

  1. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 5:49am UTC
    Merry Christmas to soldiers everywhere who can't be with their families,
    you're true heroes.

  2. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 3:50am UTC
    "Some families have compassion and respect for each other and other families can in fact be dysfunctional and negative in certain ways. Whatever the reason may be for a family member not liking you, remember to keep your head up high and look towards a beautiful and peaceful light to help guide you through that so called, "dysfunctional family."
    ~derekajames

  3. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    What a fire alarm means:
    In most familes: There's
    a fire.
    In my family: Dinner's ready!

  4. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    "Thinking this could happen to any town
    let alone ours makes me sick to my stomach.
    Prayers to those in Boston having to deal
    with this tragedy and the families of
    those who were affected by this in any way."
    #PrayForBoston

  5. Lolsorue_girl Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    knowing your family so well
    you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps.

  6. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    There was once a family of tomatoes.The little tomato was not as fast as the dad and the mom tomato.The dad stepped on the little tomato and said, "Ketchup."
    <span style="font-size:" 8px;"="">format by fake_a_smile

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