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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    fun fact of the day: the human brain cannot makeup faces, therefore every person you see in your dreams is someone you have seen before. THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY AND THEY LOOK AT YOUR FACE THERE IS A CHANCE THAT THEY WILL SEE YOU IN A DREAM THEY HAVE OK

  2. Raynniee Raynniee
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 11:26am UTC
    On a scale from Kristen Stewart to
    Nicki Minaj, how many different
    facial expressions do you have?

  3. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Anyone here have tumblr? .-.

  4. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:30am UTC
    : )
    ^ This is fine.
    : )))
    ^ This is fine.
    :DDDDDDDD
    ^ This is fine.
    ( :
    ^ This is a sign of the apocolapse

  5. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 11:09pm UTC
    I have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    #BLACK4ASH
    Hi guys.
    So my friend Ash recently took her profile picture down, and made it black. Well, I want to see her oh so sêxy face for myself. So please repost this and change your picture to black!
    If enough people do it and she changes hers to her face maybe I'll change mine :D

  7. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2016 6:57pm UTC
    All around me are familiar faces
    Worn out places, worn out faces
    Bright and early for the daily races
    Going nowhere, going nowhere

  8. IllFightForDestruction IllFightForDestruction
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    That moment when you're pulling a really ugly face at yourself in the mirror and you realise:
    This... is why I don't have a boyfriend.

  9. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2016 8:10pm UTC
    I WISH I COULD
    REALIZE
    THINGS BEFORE
    THEY'RE GONE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  10. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 8:51am UTC
    So, I sat there on the bench and got lost in the faces of people I'd never know or meet because like them, my life is too busy for strangers.

  11. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    The faces I make when I text people are craycray
    oh god. I just said craycray pls judge me for saying that

  12. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 2:45am UTC
    hover over for some friendly reminders!!
    。◕ ‿ ◕。
    (o´ω`o)
    (≧◡≦)
    (✿◠‿◠)
    ( ´∀`)☆
    (︶ω︶)
    ´ ▽ ` )ノ
    (。♥‿♥。)
    ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
    (▰˘◡˘▰)
    -tumblr

  13. ownschool ownschool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Dont be afraid of the dark, it doesnt hurt your eyes,
    Be afraid of the light, if you look at it youll be blind with suprise

  14. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:29am UTC
    YOUR FACE
    I L I K E T H A T S H I T

  15. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    what my life has come to:
    me: i like this band
    me: i wonder if he likes this band
    me: i like this game
    me: i wonder if he likes this game
    me: i like tea
    me: i wonder if he likes tea
    me: i have a face
    me: omg he has a face

  16. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2016 8:06pm UTC
    AND I REALLY
    FEEL THAT
    PEOPLE HAVE
    FACES SO THEY
    CAN HIDE THEIR SOULS.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  17. Emilycullen Emilycullen
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Just realised I spend all my time on the computer making the craziest faces
    if someone saw me they would call the cops

  18. CookiesMonStaa CookiesMonStaa
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    Rules for texting a girl:
    1) Use good grammer
    2)Ask questions
    3)Use smiley faces
    4)Don't take 4O minutes to reply

  19. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 2:05am UTC
    Some people's faces just seem to say "Come punch me really hard cuz I'm an annoying little fu/cker."
    You know?

  20. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    J L K

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