Elevator Quotes

BluRoseHeart*
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February 21, 2014 11:09pm UTC

I have always wanted to into an elevator and say,
"I bet you all are wondering why I gathered you here today."

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_m4rdybum_
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September 16, 2013 5:13pm UTC

10 things you MUST do in an elevator!
1) Stand silent and motionless in the corner without getting off
2) Greet everyone with a handshake and ask her/him to call you Admiral
3) MEOW occasionally
4) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror "you're one of them!" And back away slowly
5) Say DING at each floor
6) Make explosion noises when someone presses the buttons
7) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk then announce to the person "this is my personal space"
8) When there's only one person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you
9) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up then scream "that's mine!"
10) Call out "group hug!" Then enforce it.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I would just like to thank
Elevators
For picking me up when I'm down.

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ShushImEating
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 1:29pm UTC

I n a n e l e v a t o r g o i n g d o w n :
Typical Human: -standing still listening to elevator music-
Me: -Jumping up and down- “WEEEE IM FLYING!!!”

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Am I the only one
who thinks getting kissed,
In an elevator is really cute and romantic? ♥
Format by NeedYouForever

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spence*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Your daughter: Mummy, how did you meet daddy?
You: well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad
as soon as he came out of the elevator. we bumped
into each other, and in the moment when I first laid my
eyes on him I fell in love with him.
your celebrity crush who's your husband: if that's what
you call stalking and trying to run past security, into
the elevato and jumping on top of me while screaming
in my ear then fine, that's what happened.

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PRETTYnLOVE
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 1:53pm UTC

When youre in an elevator #2
When the doors close announce to the others, " It's okay, no need to panic, they will open again!"

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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 8:04am UTC

Try this...
When in an elevator, wear a long dark cloak.Stare at someone for a while the lean over to them and whisper in a dark voice"It's time..."
#11

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funnygirl2
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March 7, 2013 3:45am UTC

Things to do in a Elevator #3
Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

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funnygirl2
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February 21, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Things to do in an Elevator #3
Stare at another passenger, back away and loudly exlaim, "You're one of them..."
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funnygirl2
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February 21, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Things to do in an elevator #2
Do Tai Chi exercises and try to make the
other passengers join in.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:50am UTC

#1 Things to do in an elevator
Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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batmancupcake57girl
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February 10, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Ways to Annoy Others on an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase, peer inside, and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrased when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. Mewo occasiocally.
6. Stare at another person for while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM"- and back away slowly.
7. Say: "DING" at each floor.
8. Say: " I wonder what all these do?"- and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone pushes a button.
10. Stare, grinning at another person for awhile, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency telephone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other people: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "THAT'S MY PEN".
19. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures.
20. Swat at flies that don't exist.
21. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone.
22. Call out a "group hug" then enforce it.
23. Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally.
24. Bring a twister mat and ask if people want to play.
25. When the doors close, announce to the others: "It's okay! Don't panic! They will open again!"
26. Start a sing-a-long
nmq

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Charkxoxo1234
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February 10, 2013 10:11am UTC

Ways to Annoy Others on an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase, peer inside, and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrased when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. Mewo occasiocally.
6. Stare at another person for while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM"- and back away slowly.
7. Say: "DING" at each floor.
8. Say: " I wonder what all these do?"- and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone pushes a button.
10. Stare, grinning at another person for awhile, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency telephone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other people: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "THAT'S MY PEN".
19. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures.
20. Swat at flies that don't exist.
21. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone.
22. Call out a "group hug" then enforce it.
23. Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally.
24. Bring a twister mat and ask if people want to play.
25. When the doors close, announce to the others: "It's okay! Don't panic! They will open again!"
26. Start a sing-a-long
nmq/nmf
got these from wattpad----->
http://www.wattpad.com/1439067-how-to-seriously-p-ss-people-off-in-elevators-and
http://www.wattpad.com/651881-ways-to-annoy-others-on-an-elevator

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