Duckdynasty Quotes

HelloImMatthew
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 9:49pm UTC

Yo beard is so dumb, it sits on the t.v and watches the couch -Uncle Si
Hahaha, made my night :)

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:36am UTC

I SWEAR, IF I SEE ONE MORE
FACEBOOK POST ABOUT
THIS DUCK DYNASTY S.HIT
I'M GOING TO-- well I don't
f.ucking know, quite frankly
I'm the queen of empty threats
so I'm really unreliable when
it comes to this sort of thing.-
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO
SOMETHING. yknow if it's legal
and convenient for me to do so.

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smalltowngirl95
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 12:03am UTC

Tomorrow night will be the last night I get to watch Duck Dynasty with him until after break

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ltoma18
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 1:03pm UTC

Now that fall is here
do you think all the
teenage girls with duck-faces
will fly south for the winter?

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elizabethhh
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Today I found out that this new guy
that moved from Louisiana was neighbors
with Si from Duck Dynasty.
:o

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LoveYourLifeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Duck Dynasty Is Perfection.
In Love With This Show.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:24am UTC

I used to be scared of guys with beards
But then I watched Duck Dynasty
And now I think beards are kinda cool

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 7:25am UTC

Fav
if you watch
Duck Dynasty

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Duckdynastyfan
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 9:49am UTC

DID YOU KNOW
Phill was going to be quarterback for a team in the NFL but because of his knee injery he was unable

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seeyouthen
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 10:54pm UTC

I wanna marry John-Luke from Duck Dynasty just so I can be related to Si

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capsized*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 1:06am UTC

"Your beard is so dumb it sits on the TV and watches the couch. HA! That's a good one!"
-Uncle Si Robertson; Duck Dynasty.

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capsized*
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April 9, 2013 1:01am UTC

"Ya'll got bridges, I got a ditch."
-Willie Robertson doing yoga;
Duck Dynasty.

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Duckdynastyfan
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 11:43am UTC

I got a brain sneeze, when your brains got to sneeze but it cant cause its a brain so it just hurts!
- Si

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Duckdynastyfan
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:09pm UTC

I'll tell you from persoinal experience, one time I stopped and smelled the rosses and a big bumblebee went and stung me on my nose. So hey, from then on, look here, you smell the roses, but you smell them quick, or bumblees will probably nail ya!
-Si

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Duckdynastyfan
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:07pm UTC

So i decided i should tell you people who dont watch the show what its about
it is these rednecks who make duck calls. If you want to go into the history of it a little it started with Phill Roberson. he also played football and could have joined the nba but chose not to because he would rather hunt. ANYWAY! thats a story for a different quote. He started the million dollar buisness but he handed it down to his son WIllie who now runs the buisness so his dad can hunt. Phill has his wife Kay and has 4 kids Jase, Jep, Willie, and Alen. Willie has a beautiful wife Korie, they have John luke, Sadie, Will, Bella and im pretty sure adopted Rebeca. Then you have willie's brothers Jase, and Jep. Jep has his wife Jessica and their kids Lily, Merritt, Priscilla, and River. Now to Jase who has his wife Missy and their kids Reed, cole and Mia. Then there is Si, he is a war vetran and is very funny he is willie's uncle. There are other workers like Martin and Goodwin.
thats enough for now

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Duckdynastyfan
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Hey guys I just joined witty so this is what this account will be used for
-quotes from the guys
- talking about episodes and like talking about what happens in them
- and just anything about Duck Dynasty
so follow if you want
and just enjoy!!

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macNcheese66
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Okay Who on here watches
Duck Dynasty?
I mean come on, that show makes me
"Happy, Happy, Happy"
ohkay wow that was cheesy but seriously that show is boss.

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 7:52pm UTC

My friend: I don't get why duck dynasty is funny. Its a bunch of old people hunting
Me: Are you watching the right show?

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