I SWEAR, IF I SEE ONE MORE
FACEBOOK POST ABOUT
THIS DUCK DYNASTY S.HIT
I'M GOING TO-- well I don't
f.ucking know, quite frankly
I'm the queen of empty threats
so I'm really unreliable when
it comes to this sort of thing.-
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO
SOMETHING. yknow if it's legal
and convenient for me to do so.