Douche Quotes

pirateslifeforme*
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July 6, 2015 2:57pm UTC

One day, you will understand, that though I seem strong and say I'm fine and smile, I care. I am fragile and yet again you have broken me. I let you hurt me again and again because for that small amount of time I am happy. And you don't care because you know I am always their for you

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Crazy girl*
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June 29, 2014 2:04pm UTC

I know this might sound weird but I kinda have a thing for jerks and douchebags...

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
May 14, 2014 7:00pm UTC

everyone says taylor is a douche but really he is kind and caring guy

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Meilody*
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January 24, 2014 10:11am UTC

justin bieber
/ˈbiːbər/
Noun, Verb as well as Adjective
noun: Justin , verb: Justin Biebered , Adjective: Bieber
1.
One of the biggest douches of the 21st century.
"Justin Bieber arrested on DUI, resisting arrest charges."
synonyms: douche,tool,fool,disappointment,yolo swag,hipster,arrogant,misfit,successful failure.
see also Justina, Justine, Tina, Dustin
(huangxiaoxian

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cocoaniable
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January 12, 2014 12:59pm UTC

"your boyfriend is such a douche bag"

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Dalton95
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August 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC

You never really hate yourself until you make a yo mama joke and find out their mom passed away

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Melrose*
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 7:06pm UTC

i honestly find it so funny how everytime you get a new girl you post the same stuff on facebook about how 'perfect" she is. how much you 'love' her. and my favorite line it was the 'best night of your life' lol its just funny cause you posted the same sh.t about me.

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Moonchild_69
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 12:25am UTC

I dont even know why I ever liked you in the first place...what the hell was I thinking? oh well, im over you! GoodBye!!!! (;

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whenlovehitsyou
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 11:04pm UTC

If you can't like me enough to date me
I don't like you enough to "do things"
Get back to me if you want something real

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gray22
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Do you know what i hate?
How sometimes the most unnatractive of guys complain about how a girl is 'flat' or 'fat' or has a big nose or small lips etc
Or how they can have the guts to call her a 'dog' or EVEN FREAKING WHISTLE HER TO GET HER ATTENTION!
Like what the hell, did your parents drop you on your head, rip out your brain and play darts with it when you were a baby???
Get some respect!
Because one day you'll be wanting a girl but they won't want you because they'll want to be treated with respect not like a pet!

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RelationshipQuotes
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 12:23am UTC

I was just another promise that you couldn't keep.

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jennyracinggirl
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:07pm UTC

I wish i would of stayed their and to see if you would do anything because then i would of called the cops in a heart beat . I still should of because of the fact you got into my face and started yelling at me and then when i walked away you talked crap about my daddy. I swear i freaking hate you , you have messed with my life and caused alot of pain to my mom and not only her but me as well. The fact that you talked about my daddy wasnt even right , just because you were with my mom dont me s.hit . My daddy is the only dad i have and will ever have . The only guy i will ever call my daddy. Youre lucky i didnt even call him either . And the fact you got into my face , all i did was screamed , and told you to shut up because you were yelling at my mom im a minear if you didnt know im only 15 . If you hit me youre a.ss would be in jail . So dont even try and start anything tonight or it will bout to go down because im the type of daughter that sticks up for my mommy . The only funnny part was the fact i threw my shrimp basket on you , & it got all over youre jacket .

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Jennybamf
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 8:35am UTC

I'M TIRED..
of being lied to and cheated on by you. you tell me you love me and that you want to be with me forever,
but yet you chose to lie to me and cheat on me, and then you deny it? thats messed up, honestly. who stuck with
you while you got yourself into all this trouble, while you got yourself locked up. while you ran off. I tried to stick around,
but you know, im just tired of it, and I know I can do better. everyone warn me about you, and I feel so stupid because,
I kept ignoring them. even when they're my family, or friends. i just want nothing to do with you anymore, because
you need help. you need to stop playing girls. you need to stop getting in trouble. you're 18 now dude, get real. like i told you before, you can have a nice seat on my middle finger, because..... WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTTTING BACK TOGETHERRRRRR.

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lovebitesyou
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:18pm UTC

"never mind I"ll find someone like you"
lol actually I want to find someone the exact opposite of you

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Don't you just hate when people try to out do you in your problems? When you're like "I have a headache." and they go all "Well I have a brain tumor!!" Some people just p/ss me off..

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laurenec
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Do me and people around you
a favor and
send out good vibes.
Aka don't be a
douche duffle bag -_-

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