Donut Quotes

McDreamer*
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November 8, 2014 10:08am UTC

YOU ARE
T h e s p r i n k l e s
ON MY DONUT.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC

So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

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*crybaby*
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January 20, 2014 10:47pm UTC

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut

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16oclarke
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January 4, 2014 1:02pm UTC

I ran my first 5k this morning!!!
jk I'm on my 4th donut

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anchorage*
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December 9, 2013 10:26pm UTC

SOCIAL MEDIA EXPLAINED
TWITTER: I'm eating a #donut.
FACEBOOK: I like donuts.
FOURSQUARE: This is where I eat donuts.
INSTAGRAM: This is a vintage picture of my donut.
YOUTUBE: Here I am, eating a donut.
LINKED IN: My skills include donut eating.
PINTEREST: Here's a donut recipe.
LAST FM: Now listening to " Donuts"
GT: I'm a Google employee who eats donuts.

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Morgan*
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November 24, 2013 7:03am UTC

Thing about me #2:Sometimes I eat the bottom of the donut/cupcake just for the icing. Weird right?

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Hamida*
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November 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC

HAHAH

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*Yours Truly*
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September 22, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Dad: There's one last donut in that box if you want it.
Me: *Feels donut* Dad, this thing is so tough I could've used it to stone people in the mid-evil ages.

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ImtheOnee
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July 5, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Me at 6 years old: Someday i'm gonna be a pretty teenager!
10 years later: I bet you I can eat that whole donut in a bite.

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Chasing_Stars
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April 2, 2013 10:23am UTC

claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet

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bunnylover43
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March 24, 2013 8:14pm UTC

I so badly want that donut,sitting in the box on the counter
NONONONONONO

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makenna123
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January 27, 2013 3:16pm UTC

FIREND: THAT GIRL JUST CALLED YOU FAT!
ME: OH NO SEE DIDNT!
ME: GIRL, HOLD MY DONUT!

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