Dog Quotes

cordale1122
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October 7, 2013 9:39am UTC

Does any ones dog actually eat their homework??

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bella5296
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October 5, 2013 7:55pm UTC

One year ago...
I started volunteering at the animal shelter in my town.
Two weeks earlier, 3 puppies were found in a box on the street,
hungry, and covered in fleas and dirt.
They were brought to the shelter and were cleaned up and put up for adoption.
They were 3 sisters, all very cute and sweet.
Two of them were adopted within a few weeks.
The third one, however, wasn't as popular amongst visitors to the shelter.
Her name was Rhoda.
She was at the shelter for weeks.
And then months.
And then an entire year had passed, and she hadn't found a family.
She spent her entire puppyhood confined in a cold, concrete kennel,
inside a noisy animal shelter.
She grew up there, and it was all she had every known.
I fell in love Rhoda several months ago.
She was always just the sweetest, most darling dog.
It's a mystery why nobody wanted her.
But today,
after living for one year and three months at the animal shelter,
Rhoda found a home.
And that home, is with me. <3

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ThatAsianKid
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October 5, 2013 2:25am UTC

There was a zoo,
The only thing in the zoo was a dog.
IT WAS A SHlTZU
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Elementpurple13*
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October 3, 2013 12:07pm UTC

I worked so hard on a great quote. i pressed a button and it disappeared.
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brookeleigh626
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September 30, 2013 8:20pm UTC

I will get more attached to your dog than you.

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KikiKiara
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September 27, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Courage the Cowardly Dog is my show !!

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Heartless17*
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September 22, 2013 12:09pm UTC

I smell like dog...

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epicgreentaco
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 10:37am UTC

My mom yelled at me because I
acted like
a dog for the entire night last
night. I don't
see how this is a problem.

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mtndewhm*
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September 16, 2013 9:27pm UTC

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog like what even is going through their head.
"THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG"

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exploration
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September 14, 2013 1:47am UTC

How to take care of a human: story by murderousjuggalo written from a dogs POV:
Walk your human so he gets his exercise
comfort human
protect human
love human
...
*dog dies*
watch over human
stay with human
until the very end
so me and human can be together again.

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 2:02pm UTC

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
it’s a shitzu

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MeowMeowPower
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September 6, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Saying we can still be friends is like saying
'The dog died, but we can still keep him!'

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LexZ
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September 1, 2013 10:13am UTC

I'm probably gonna end up like my neighbor, a cat lady, but with dogs because I'm allergic to cats.

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Korilakkuma
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 1:16am UTC

Even the tiniest flee
can drive a big dog crazy

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BlazingChocolate
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August 26, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Me: -Sees a realistic painting- "Omg, that's so cool!" :)
Little brother: -runs in with a piece of paper attacked by scribbles- "Look what I made!"
Me: -In tears- "I'M SO PROUD!!"
Happens every time.

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*♥ ｓｙｎｃｈｒｏｎｉｃｉｔｙ ♥*
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August 26, 2013 2:22am UTC

"yo mama so fat, even hellokitty said goodbye to you"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 7:28pm UTC

My dog just realized I have a gecko,
and now he won't stop watching her
and whimpering everytime she moves.
I've had the gecko for almost a year now.

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YouNeedALifeBruv*
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August 17, 2013 6:01am UTC

Hearing your dog wimper when you leave...
"I've abandoned my child" D:

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musiclover1414
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August 9, 2013 7:35pm UTC

My cat is so cute! So, my dog, Lily, just finished her bath and we left her in the bathroom so she wouldn't freeze. My cat, Jinx, was worried and tried to open the door. He also put his paws under the door to try to open it. He meowed and made weird cat noises and at last he came to me. I opened the door and when Lily came out, Jinx ran up to her and hugged her!
I was like "OH MY GOSH! CUTE!!!"
While my dog was looking at her like "What the poop??"

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LexZ
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August 9, 2013 11:43am UTC

Follow my dogs instagram @zoeyy001

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