Witty Profiles

Doctors Quotes

TouchTheClouds
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March 1, 2013 11:34pm UTC
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: I'm not even physically active.

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_LoveSuicidexo
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February 28, 2013 10:33pm UTC
I just remembered
I was supposed to get test results back from doctors
6 months ago
and I never did.
So either something's wrong
and they're still trying to figure it out,
they forgot about it completely,
or they haven't found anything wrong yet.

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LittleMissDaydreamer
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February 27, 2013 1:25pm UTC
So, I'm always getting sick, but my doctors always just tell me to rest.
So I was sick again today and they actually gave me medicine.
This was my mom and I: 0-0
We could not stop laughing!

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angelcharms
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February 26, 2013 7:49am UTC
*me shivering with fever*
DOCTOR - are you shivering?
ME - no..i am on vibration mode.

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AshleyyMariee
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February 17, 2013 7:29pm UTC
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, stay away from the fruit.

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