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  1. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2016 7:07am UTC
    I don't want you to clip my wings
    but I don't want to end up alone
    And he is a really smart man
    and handsome too
    so why would I end up
    with a guy like you?
    Because I'm a silly girl
    and we go for what we think
    we deservve
    and with a self esteem like mine
    I should pick you all the time
    I've flown away with him once
    and he said he loved the way my wings
    reflext the sun
    as if they where not all black
    as if I belonged in that sky
    and there I tought
    I really want to make him mine

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    "i dont like short hair on girls"
    yeah well i dont like short d×cks on guys but here u are

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 1:55pm UTC
    Pros and cons of boys:
    Con: They're dícks
    Pro: Their dícks

  4. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    Today I was tricked into going to Dick's Sporting Goods with my parents. So as we were walking inside I said "I don't like Dicks!" After I realized what I said, I was laughing so hard.

  5. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Did your Dad ever say
    he would beat up your
    Iwonder how my boyfriend felt.

  6. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    Me: Uhg my throat hurts.
    This b×tch: Probably from
    all the dîcks you've been
    Me: lol. nope. it's only
    been your boyfriends(;

  7. thatgirlnobodysees thatgirlnobodysees
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    I think not

  8. thatgirlnobodysees thatgirlnobodysees
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    If a man whistles at you, don't turn around, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog.
    ~Niall Horan♥

  9. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    "big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

  10. ImNotNormal ImNotNormal
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    If someone tells me i'm dirty minded
    How did they understand what i met?

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    I'm only a b.itch
    when I need to be.
    It's a survival technique
    due to d.icks like you.


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