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  1. Emina1 Emina1
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 3:02pm UTC
    One time I was on a cruise and this kid came up to me. Here's what Happened
    Him : So, wanna go back to my room and have a little fun?
    Me: um, Excuse me?
    Him: Come, on. Don't be like that?
    Me: How old do you think I am?
    Him: like 12?
    Me: Do these boobs look 12 to you?
    Him:...
    Me: Didn't think so.
    Me: Call me If you need a babysitter
    True story* I'm 16 btw

  2. DaniellaNella DaniellaNella
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    I have no clue what I'm gonna say on Friday when school starts.
    Friend: "I went on a cruise."
    Friend2: "I went to Europe."
    Friend3: "I met One Direction."
    Me: "I went to sleep with 2 socks on and when I woke up there was only one."

  3. tripindicular-tiana* tripindicular-tiana*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 1:12am UTC
    Baby, you a song
    You make me wanna roll my windows d o w n
    and CRUISE...

  4. Banna271 Banna271
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 1:59am UTC
    Schedule
    Wednesday:
    School Registration
    Friday:
    Pack for cruse
    Saturday:
    Continue packing if need to
    Drive to airport
    Fly to Florida
    Sunday:
    Stay at aunts house
    Swim
    Monday:
    Get on Cruise Ship
    Thursday:
    Come Home

  5. facebook_fails facebook_fails
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Kyle
    Over a period of 200 years, three ships perished at the same location off the coast of Wales, on the same day (December 5th) and all three had only one survivor. The tree survivors all had the name: Hugh Williams
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Hugh Williams Does anyone want to go on a cruise with me?
    26 minutes ago · Like 354 People Like This

  6. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    Baby you a song,
    you make me want to roll my windows down
    and cruise.

  7. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    //////////// I AM COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF ////////////
    misseD oPPoRTuniTies.

  8. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    Baby you a song
    >>>>>youmake me wanna roll <<<<<
    My windows down
    And cruise.

  9. niall_horan_ niall_horan_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Baby,
    you a song
    and you make me wanna
    roll my windows down
    and
    cruise

  10. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:15am UTC
    Guys just imagine how freaking awesome it
    would be to go on a cruise with just your
    best friends and your favorite people gah.

  11. lovePINK_alicia lovePINK_alicia
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    Baby
    You a song
    You make me wanna roll my windows down & cruuuuuuiiiiiise

  12. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 12:11am UTC
    Won't be on much at all this week.
    Going on a cruise.
    Be jealous.

  13. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise. Down a back road blowin every stop sign through the middle every farm town with you in this brand new chevy with a lift kit, it'd look a hell of a lot better with you up in it. You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise.
    -Cruise, Florida Georgia Line

  14. lilagraace lilagraace
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise...

  15. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Taken as of 4/27/13 <3
    So when I was on my cruise, I met new friends... even cute boys. I liked about two to three of them. Then I told my friends I liked one. So the next day, I was with my friends in the teen zone place and he was in there so one friend comes up and whispers to me, "we are leaving you two alone." and after they left, they were timing us. So 46 seconds after they left, I came out of the teen zone with a boyfriend named Jason. <3
    Love you Jason (even though you will probably never read this )

  16. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down, and cruise

  17. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    Well Witty,
    I won't be on for a week. I am going on my cruise. So, I will be posting a few more quotes after this. Hope they inspire you or ammuse you.
    Love,
    skaterrules23 <3

  18. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    Less than one week and I am going
    On My Cruise <3

  19. ledukester ledukester
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    Hijacked
    chapter 3
    Just after witnessing modern day pirates begin to board the ship, an announcement was made through the loudspeakers.
    “Ladies and gentlemen,” the captain said, “please make your way to your rooms. Officials will help you with the lock-down procedure.”
    While he repeated the command several times, I yelled, “Let's find the others!” to my brother.
    As we went downstairs, we were grabbed from behind by a pirate. He did not speak, so I couldn't tell where he was from. You could tell he was serious by the blank expression on his face, torn and faded khaki cargo pants, red bandana, and a black leather jacket. Overall he smelled of seawater, but the stench coming from his mouth was unbearable. It smelled like rotten corpses and my mind whirled as I tried to think of what he ate. We were eventually sat down in the dining hall with all of the other passengers.
    After being shoved onto the ground, the leader of the pirates spoke.
    “Ground rules. Sit down, face forward, and shut up!” he yelled. “If we so much as see you turn you head or even utter a slight whimper, well, I'll let you see what happens,” he snarled.
    With that remark, a woman farther up got up and screamed. A bulky balding pirate covered her mouth with his meaty hairy hands. A pirate with a butcher's knife escorted them to a room down the hall. I heard a door creak open then slam shut. I began to hear the poor woman cry out in sheer agony. The pain she was going through must have been immense. I couldn't imagine the torturous things they were doing to her. The screams got louder and louder until they abruptly stopped. At that moment, I knew she was dead. Two pirates went into that same room.
    “What the hell is going on in there?” I murmured to myself.

  20. ledukester ledukester
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Hijacked
    Chapter 1
    “Let’s get moving!” my dad yelled.
    “You sound like my staff sergeant,” I shot back.
    “Yeah, well you still look like a skunk,” he retorted, referring to my blonde hair streaked with brown.
    My brother Colby, girlfriend Mary, Uncle Mike, Father, best friend Tom, and I had just finished packing our bags for our cruise. We filled the car with our luggage and headed out. After a two hour journey, we had finally arrived.
    “All aboard!” the captain cried in a thick New Jersey accent.
    We all trudged up the ramp and deckhands greeted us aboard the vessel.
    “The money you make from the military finally goes to good use!” my uncle said jokingly.
    “Yeah, and I'm finally home to use it!” I replied, my Irish accent sticking with me after being stationed there.
    Finding our way to our rooms, we unpacked and were ready for our one month journey. My uncle and brother shared one room and Mary and I another. Tom and my father shared a third. Even though it was only seven, we went to bed and prepared for the long day ahead.

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