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  1. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2015 2:21pm UTC
    Today I am tired and cold. My hair is still wet from the shower I took two hours ago.
    Dinner didn't help my headache, not eve with downing my entire water bottle. One
    day I fear my headache will be too strong, and the optimistic voices and my dwind-
    ling friends too weak to keep me here.
    What does tomorrow have for me to fill this heart collapsing in on itself?
    Cough, cough, cough.
    And maybe it'll keep beating.

  2. solyh* solyh*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    i like to live vicariously through my cool and attractive friends

  3. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    I'll be your first fav.

  4. Marz_Barca Marz_Barca
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    T O C U R E A B A D C O U G H
    J u s t t a k e a w h o l e l o a d o f l a x a t i v e s
    T h e n y o u w i l l b e a f r a i d t o c o u g h

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    If you don't know the exact timing of the laugh in Dear Maria and you don't do it and/or the cough in the beginning then you're lame.

  6. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    regain an honest perspective
    as you puke on the floor, can't remember why
    your knees are so cut up and sore

  7. tumblrchick tumblrchick
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:15am UTC
    sexycough.tumblr.com ☠
    ⚔I realise this is incredibly self-centred, but a follow would be really nice ⚔

  8. *Caraphernelia* *Caraphernelia*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Dear self,
    Don't do homework in the public
    library while you have a wicked cough
    Sincerely,
    A very embarresed you

  9. eliseledoux81xo eliseledoux81xo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 11:57am UTC
    not really liking the bronchitis,
    dont think the students in the library are either

  10. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    When youre about cough in class,
    & its de ad si l ent.

  11. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    How to make Top Quote
    1.) Read 'Top Quotes'
    2.) Find a quote you especially like
    3.) Rewrite the quote using different words

  12. guptanikhil088 guptanikhil088
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Science Teacher: Carbon cycles through many different forms of matter. Carbon is in everything. When an organism dies, its carbon turns into many different forms.
    Girl: Does that mean that I can become a diamond after I die?<
    Science Teacher: You already are a diamond. *coughs and laughs*
    *Rest of class also gets a coughing fit.*

  13. KissTheDemenor KissTheDemenor
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    Me during an exam: lol imma ace dis beach
    Me during an exam: the frick did you just say
    Me during an exam: alright focus
    Me during an exam: pfffftt i got this
    Me during an exam:I'M A GENIUS
    Me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
    Me during an exam: lol brick this
    Me during an exam: be our guest be our guest put our serive to the test
    Me during an exam: oh exam right
    Me during an exam:yeah hear me flip that page
    Me during an exam: I am better than all of you
    Me during an exam: Peasants
    Me during an exam: What if everyone can read minds exepct me
    Me during an exam: I bet they're all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
    Me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
    Me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
    AMe during an exam: was i doing something
    Me during an exam: right test okay
    Me during an exam: lol i bet i finsh before this beach
    Me during an exam: did we learn this
    Me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
    Me during an exam: is that necessary
    Me during an exam: i will kill all of you

  14. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:54am UTC
    *cough* forever alone

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.
    Me: *cough*
    Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so-
    Me: *COUGH COUGH*
    Teacher: some-
    Me: *COUGHHHHHHHHHHH HACK DIE*
    People: *giggle* *smirk*
    Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain
    Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach

  16. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    And the meaning of life is...
    coming up right after the break!

  17. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    I'm Sick.
    [ cough ]
    [ cough ]

  18. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    At home: COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH DIE
    At the doctors: .... I swear I'm sick.... Just gimme a sec....

  19. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Its sad when your cough makes people think you smoke.
    -___-

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