Cookiemonster Quotes

Little.Cookie.Monster*
posted a quote
December 22, 2014 7:37am UTC

Sometimes me thinks:
"What is a friend?"
and then me say:
"Friend is someone to share the last cookie with."
-The Cookie Monster

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 3:37pm UTC

"Where did the party go?"
i ask myself as I sit on my bed in my Cookie Monster pjs, doing government homework and drinking a caramel cappuccino in a desperate attempt to stay awake.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Sometimes me think,
"What is friend?"
And then me say,
"Friend is someone to share the last cookie with."
~Cookie Monster~

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CheeseParliment
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 10:12am UTC

"Sometime's me think what is a friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with".
-Cookie Monster.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:58pm UTC

"Today me will live in the moment, unless the moment is unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie."
-Cookie Monster

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 12:49am UTC

I got 99 cookies,
cause a b/tch ate one
- The Cookie Monster
format by julietechoecho

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TaintedCorruption
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Me: *bakes 9 cookies*
Me: *waits for family to come*
Me: *eats all of the cookies*
*family arrives*
Little Brother: '' I SMELL COOKIES!''
Me: '' Weird, here's some salad".

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:40am UTC

Why haven't I heard about Elmo nowadays? Dammit it. Was the Cookie Monster arrested again?

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 8:28pm UTC

"Sometimes me think what is love;
and then me think love is what last cookie is for.
Me give up the
last cookie for you."
-Cookie Monster

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emilygm*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 9:36am UTC

So apparently,
Sesame Street might be changing Cookie Monster's character to "Veggie Monster" since cookies have been deemed 'unhealthy' and the show segment is a negative influence on the dietary habits of children.
Like, I can't even

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Sparkles_Bread
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:12am UTC

"Sometimes Me think,
'What is friend?' and
then me say,
'Friend is someone to
share the last cookie
with'"
Cookie Monster

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eliseledoux81xo
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Sometimes me think "What is friend?" and then me say , " Friend is someone to share the last cookie with! "
-Cookie Monster :)

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