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yourcool
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July 14, 2016 8:37pm UTC

on the outside I am human on the inside I am pasta and sin

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Nicole🙊*
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September 18, 2015 1:17pm UTC

When a college is conveniently located between a Pizza Hut and Biggyby Coffee 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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smalltowngirl95
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December 8, 2014 3:18am UTC

Life Lesson: Never leave dorm room late at noght even to talk to your parents without leaving keys and coat where roommate can see them so you don't get locked out at 2 am

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wdmbguard
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September 12, 2014 1:53pm UTC

Everyone goes to school to grow up,
Make friends,
Be mature people,
Not act like a child.
I am now at college to grow up,
Meet new people,
Be mature,
have a great career.
Now what do my friends and i do?
Not grow up.
we stood on apple on 6 different forks and knives.
Why someone may ask?
no one was gonna eat so why not.

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_Jannette
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January 30, 2014 11:34am UTC

High School
is like a free trial on education
and then once you've graduated they say
"ok now if you want to continue, please pay $50,000"
Jannette's Format

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anchorage*
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December 21, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like I'm going mentally insane,
but then I realize it's probably from lack of sleep.

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smalltowngirl95
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September 18, 2013 1:49pm UTC

How College Life Works:
1. Don't tell your guy friends where your ticklish instead tell them your not.
2. When watching How I Met Your Mother, listen to what they say then comment really quietly to make them ask, "What did you say?" Reply with the words, "Nothing, I said Nothing."
3. When they threaten "I will find your ticklish spot" say"Good luck. Cause I don't have one."
4. Enjoy their frustration cause they think your the most ungirly girl in the history of the world.

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