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  1. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Walk into da club like waddup im underage.

  2. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Be a part of the love club,
    everything will glow for you.

  3. naomiluvsyhu naomiluvsyhu
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

  4. angel9girl angel9girl
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2015 12:11pm UTC
    • they told us not to tell, so we wrote it in blood •
    Klein Valley is a small town in the north of Wales, with secrets no one knows.
    The people are magical, with their own stories.
    What's Yours?

  5. Jamzx Jamzx
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Philosophy Club:
    Girl: This is pointless.
    Club leader: Aahhhh.. but pointlessness is atleast thus reality! Or.. is pointlessness entwined with darkness?
    Me: Wtf?

  6. littlemertz2 littlemertz2
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:27am UTC
    The Witty Runaway
    Chapter 2
    I walked in my front door to my parents sitting in a mannerly fashion on the couch.
    "Hey, what's up?" I asked, stopping in my tracks.
    "Why hasn't Easton been over in a while?" Did you break up?" my mom started questioning.
    "You better not have, we liked him." my father joined in.
    "Guys, it's alright. He's just had a couple extra training sessions for football. He's picking me up tonight." I explained.
    My mom stood up with a big smile, "Good. Go get ready."
    As she said that my phone buzzed.
    "See, that's probably him." I smiled.
    When I made it to my room, I pulled out my phone.
    The message read: Rusty: Hey, beautiful. Coming to the club tonight?
    I laughed.
    Rusty is my latest thing.
    I mean, I wouldn't say we're dating yet, but we have something going on.
    I wrote back: Of course. High school parties are lame.
    If you didn't figure it out yet, Rusty is 21.
    I went and hopped into the shower.
    When I got out, I had a text that said: Can't wait. ;)
    I laughed, and straightened my hair.
    Then I pulled out black pumps, a black pencil skirt, and a pink blouse and put them on.
    Of course, I left a couple extra buttons undone.
    Just as I was adding lip gloss I heard something hit my window.
    I looked out and Easton was throwing rocks out my window.
    I opened my window, and yelled "Cheesy!"
    We both laughed and I made my way down to his car.
    I kissed my mom and dad on the way out.
    I ran and jumped in Easton's car.
    Easton was wearing a purple button down shirt, and tan shorts.
    "Dang, we're looking hot." He said, gently hitting my arm.
    We both laughed and pulled out of my driveway.

  7. naomiluvsyhu naomiluvsyhu
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

  8. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    *Anxiously hopes that this last debate competition was enough to move me up to a top team*

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