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Chickennuggets Quotes

  1. Chelseaa.✌* Chelseaa.✌*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 10:56pm UTC
    I've been through hell, and here i stand, so give me your best shot at knocking me down i promise this smile won't leave my face.

  2. Hidden* Hidden*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    If me and my girlfriend were fighting
    and it got to a point where she started to cry,
    i would just shut up, and hold her.

  3. broetry broetry
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Mom: I'm going to the store, you want anythi-
    Me: Food.
    Mom: What kind of-
    Me: Food.

  4. RahelBeYourself RahelBeYourself
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 7:46am UTC
    why spend 300 dollars on a pair of shoes
    do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that type of money

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Three year-old me: OHMYGOD DINOSAUR-SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS
    Adult me: OHMYGOD DINOSAUR-SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS

  6. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:52pm UTC
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    Alexander William
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    Dreamt about six-piece chicken nuggets... Now I'm eating six-piece chicken nuggets. Dreams do come true.
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  7. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    What's stopping us from getting married?
    Oh right, you're a chicken nugget..

  8. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    When McDonalds gives you one extra chicken nugget by accident;
    I just won the lottery.

  9. Foreverspphire Foreverspphire
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    glass half empty,
    glass half full,
    either way you won't be thirsty.

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