Best Cheese Quotes This Week

breezy_mac
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August 25, 2013 8:37am UTC

*flirts with pizza*

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Marrcus
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March 24, 2013 1:37pm UTC

i'm the man who had the cheese,
i'm the man who had the jerky,
we put em both together,
and yeah it really workey
cheese jerky,
say what say what

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GodsGurllyyGurl
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June 24, 2013 11:17pm UTC

Cheese Logic:
Cheese: Aged for 7 years!
Cheese: Sell by tomorrow.
whaaaa...?

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Whatawittyfeeling
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March 19, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Honey Boo Boo: If i had one wish, it'd be that i had an extra finger
Honey Boo Boo: that way i could grab more cheese baIls

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gucci prince*
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July 11, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Am i the only one who hates cheese?

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Cameron*
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October 12, 2013 8:10pm UTC

"Made with real cheese!"
Okay, what the Hades did they use before?! Like, honestly, I just can't–can't even think or imagine what was before actual cheese.

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reene1999
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February 16, 2014 5:46pm UTC

My life:
Eating a block of cheese and reading books on wattpad

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BarelyLegal
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August 21, 2013 11:18pm UTC

" Great story , but in what chapter do you shut the fúck up ? "

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Mariah_is_death*
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November 10, 2014 4:56pm UTC

~You're The Cheese To My Macaroni~

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evypeeps
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February 15, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
Never tried blowing down a house using
their lung power alone

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peanutbutt3r
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May 30, 2014 1:25pm UTC

i love it when you talk cheesy to me
*says to margarita pizza*

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flyingbacon7
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January 6, 2014 8:37pm UTC

Today I was taking a selfie
And out of habit I said "Cheese"
Because when I was little my mother always made
Me say cheese when she took pictures of my brother and I

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Heartless17*
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January 25, 2013 2:38pm UTC

In spanish class before class starts:
Jasaray: *Eating cubed cheese stick*
Me: You know your suppoed to eat it with strings, right? Hence the reason for it being called 'STRING cheese'.
Jasaray: You can't! It's cubed! Not string.
me: No you can. It's hard but you can...
Jasaray: *Tries to make string. Fails. Tries again. Fails.* See I told you!
Me: Hahaha! i know! I was just giving you shiz!

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angel9girl
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November 16, 2013 6:37am UTC

I LIKE CHEEESSSEEE

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Alexwise
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January 29, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Teacher: why you late?
Me: just bought a double cheese burger for 99p

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evypeeps
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February 15, 2013 12:36pm UTC

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
Never tried nailing water to a tree

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Morgan*
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January 3, 2014 8:26pm UTC

My conversations with my sister:Sister: That actor is so attractive!Me: Cool. I like cheese.Sister: Like, do you SEE him?!?!Me: Yes, I like cheese.

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Storyofmylife586
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March 2, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Kid: What is the meaning of life
Me: Cheese
Kid: No really
Me: Ninjas eating cheese
Kid: You are weird
Me: Thank you and I love cheese
As you can see I LOVE CHEESE lol

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natashalovesboobear
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June 24, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Hi I'm Natasha, unlike 'jakeisawesome' I love cheese

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beatleslove
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January 25, 2013 5:11pm UTC

I Walked All The Way To
Madison's House, In The Snow,
To Give Her The Last Cheese
Doodle...
If Thats Not Friendship,
Than I don't Know What Is.

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