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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Science test: Extra credit: What is the strongest force on Earth?
Me: Love
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Reality check in science class

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 9:51pm UTC

Person: Hey! Check out this band.
Me: I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIKE ANYMORE BANDS.

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Yeah My Hairs green now(:

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 11:09am UTC

Those dreams that are so real, when you get hurt in them you wake up checking yourself for injury.
o.o

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite
direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Me: *Think*
Me: If you can say, ''You are not funny.''
Me: You can say, ''You aren't funny.''
Me: You can say, ''You're not funny.''
Me: So basically, you can say, ''You'rent funny.''
Me: ''You'ren't funny.''
Me: *Laughs*

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

I've been
to the
dentist
a thousand
times so,
I know
the drill
format by fake_a_smile

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the_person_no_one_sees
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Reality#2
that moment in class when you realize that the homework you spent two hours slaving over the night before isnt due till tomorrow....

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 10:43pm UTC

Hunger Games Challenge!
This is actually a test challenge. I will post the first one tomorrow (Aug 16) in Eastern America time zone. Keep in mind the hardest challenge of all is going to be remembering to check for a new challenge, cause this is the one time I'm giving you a warning. Tomorrow starts training challenges. Sadly I'll be at an amusement park tomorrow so I only have enough time for one. I'll be gone all day. I'm sorry. And good luck.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Waking up to check witty, I see a quote made by Lyric to me saying he is sorry and loves me.
My day is made.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:16am UTC

When you can't sleep, so you watch movies then check Witty :3

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
August 24, 2016 1:06am UTC

"A woman is never so honest in words to her man as when she is made by him the angriest person."
~Anuj Somany

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insecureteen
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it
~dafuq-posts.tumblr.com

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xoangiexo
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Hey please check out hollygilmore88 and her amazing story
The Princess
and
The Leprechaun
She is writing the story for me and I love it! If you can check it out and stuff that would be great!
Link:
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/HollyGilmore88
Thanks darlings!

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*Princess JoJo*
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 5:51pm UTC

Bulling. My veiw and should it be stopped ⁉: http://youtu.be/H3G2Obe5wTMLike , subscribe and comment your thoughts and should it be stopped ?! x

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
April 14, 2015 6:32pm UTC

Do me a favor and go check out my story Please:
http://www.wattpad.com/myworks/34415361-the-english-professor

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:26pm UTC

I hate when I think I hear my phone vibrating,
& then when I check it, I have no new texts.

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xoangiexo
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Hey please check out hollygilmore88's story
The Princess
and
The Leprechaun
It's amazing!
Link:
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6624701
Thanks darlings!

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:12pm UTC

#4MYFOLLOWERS
I have decided something.
I have some amazing followers,
that favourite my stuff regularly!
I will find out who these people are,
(I already know a few)
and dedicate a whole quote to them..
with all there names.
If you think you are 'one' just tell me..
I will check c;

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itskattysantos
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 7:02am UTC

They never check my thighs...

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