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Hawkstorm1234
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June 26, 2014 11:43pm UTC

"ALL THE PREGNANCIES! TAKE MY PREGNANTS!!" ~Destery/CapnDesDes

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CharliesTheName
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January 19, 2014 6:40pm UTC

You know there's a book written about you?
What?
Yeah it's called Horton hears a BîTCH ÅSS LITTLE LIAR

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CharliesTheName
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November 14, 2013 4:27pm UTC

CapnDesDes QNA
Question: What was the worst thing about high school for you?
Destery: On the days that you're attending school it's boring as fûck.
Destery: But on the one day that you're gone all this insane shît happens.
Destery: 8 people get in a fight
Destery: That hot teacher you like gets fired for making out with students
Destery: Your least favorite teacher is abducted and sold into slavery
Destery: There's a field trip to a roller rink owned by Johnny Depp
Destery: It just so happens to be "girls wear skimpy skirts and dudes who are
attractive wear no shirts day"
Destery: And to top things off Blink-182 decides to play in your cafeteria while
Taco Bell delivers to all the students.

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CharliesTheName
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November 14, 2013 4:15pm UTC

CapnDesDes QNA
Destery: Hey do you wanna know something that's worse than 1 Del Taco taco?
Person: Uhhhhh nothing?
Destery: 2 Del Taco tacos.
Destery: Do you wanna know something that's worse than 2 Del Taco tacos?
Person: Uhhhhhhh
Destery: The Holocaust
Destery: Do you wanna know something that's worse than the Holocaust?
Person: Nothing?
Destery: 3 Del Taco tacos.

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ayay4evr
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October 28, 2013 8:03pm UTC

Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches do.
And that is so true.

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CharliesTheName
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September 11, 2013 5:35pm UTC

A GLIMPLSE TOWARDS THE FUTURE
My son: Dad? Where's my college fund?
Me: Sorry, son. I spent it all on burritos.

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kowhyda*
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August 20, 2013 12:06pm UTC

-Praise Jesus
-Worship Satan
-Smoke all the meths
Wise words to live by.

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CharliesTheName
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May 13, 2013 5:40pm UTC

CapnDesDes on YouTube:
Destery: I swear, Taylor Swift comes out with a new single every month.
Destery: Watch how next month it's gonna be about how she dropped her eggs while grocery shopping.
Destery: No I'm not joking. Everyone will be like:
Everyone: Oh I know what you're going through, gurl.
Everyone: I've been there, gurl!

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BeckyBeccaful
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February 1, 2013 4:00pm UTC

Welcome to
the land of
Comic Sans.
"You're gonna die probably."

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