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Calm Quotes

  1. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 11:36am UTC
    Sometimes you will be put in situations where you'll be really uncomfortable, but you'll have to say "Screw it," Once in a while. This is what this is about. This is a place to be relaxed, to be yourself and if you don't have at least some calm and relaxation in your life with all the added stress then what have you got, really?

  2. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    Telling a girl to calm down is like
    trying to baptize a cat.

  3. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    how I think I would react in an emergency: Stay calm. Knock out bad guy with wicked ninja skills. Call 911.
    how I would actually react in an emergency: *curls into fetal position* OMG OMG OMG I'M GONNA DIE OMG

  4. leangela13 leangela13
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    I may look calm in class but really I just want to punch someone hard in the balls, yup that will get guys to like me

  5. HonkForAPeaceSign HonkForAPeaceSign
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    ,
    Breath in........Now Breath out
    and its gone

  6. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:28am UTC
    I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 1, no 2, let's make it 3 times.

  7. kirajanee16 kirajanee16
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Dear teachers,
    It's gum, not cocaine, calm your tlts...

  8. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:17pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    KEEP SMILING

  9. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    Be the Light
    in the Dark,
    Be the Calm
    in the Storm,
    and be at Peace
    while at War.

  10. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    I May look calm , but
    But in my head i've killed you three times.

  11. CookiesMonStaa CookiesMonStaa
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 11:32am UTC
    I might look calm, but in my head I've punched you three times.

  12. sugrfree sugrfree
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:57am UTC
    Those few scraps of my inner self I shared with you... are only the beginning of an iceberg beneath the surface.

  13. guptanikhil088 guptanikhil088
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:48pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    Run around in circles screaming

  14. Victoria* Victoria*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    ''...Boys and girls were dacing separate
    so, Mom keep calm and go to bed...''

  15. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    i'm just a girl who
    likes to
    listen.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  16. gradeeightlittlebird gradeeightlittlebird
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 3:37am UTC
    Pretend its Ok.
    im serious, do it.
    Smile, carry on with your life.
    How does it feel? Does it mask the pain?
    It should, if not, close your eyes and breathe in.
    Smile more, eat chocolate.
    listen to calming music.
    you WILL survive this.
    Stay Strong.

  17. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    To The Victor Belongs The Spoils.
    -Andrew Jackson

  18. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    EVERY BODY JUST CALM DOWN.
    im here.

  19. Rue21Glam Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 1:25pm UTC

    Keep Calm
    And
    Be A Directioner
    (Wait...Directionrs don't do 'Calm')

  20. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 10:22am UTC
    ★Your mental health is more imporant than your GPA☆

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