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ourlastsummer
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July 6, 2015 4:07am UTC

What kind of girl can't get her boyfriend off during a BJ

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theWalrus
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July 15, 2014 7:11pm UTC

Today I got whistled at 3 times while I was running
The worst part is i'm pretty sure it was sarcastic

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livelaflove
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October 20, 2013 8:22pm UTC

I fail to understand why they don't play the version of Everything Has Changed that's on the CD on the radio.

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hemmo1996*
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August 22, 2013 7:05pm UTC

"why are you awake at three in the morning?"
asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

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theWalrus
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August 22, 2013 12:44am UTC

So I work at a fast food place
and today this guy who looked like he was in his 30s
came in and I handed him his bag of food and he said
"I wish I could put you in this bag and bring you home with me"
and then left. What.

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Shelley♥*
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August 5, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Could someone please tell me why are there so much bingo and gambling ads on the tv this year?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 9:27am UTC

Why do small children feel a need to
scream as if they're being brutally murdered?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:18pm UTC

why would there be 99 bottles of beer
on the wall in the first place

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yourcool
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March 19, 2013 7:48pm UTC

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sarbearthecarebear
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February 23, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Why do I feel like you're mad at me? :(
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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