Best British Quotes This Month

OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:01pm UTC

In our world,
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than gay marriage.
How messed up is that?

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carson5482
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC

What if Ke$ha has
a British evil twin
sister named Ke£ha?
Follow for a follow

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Don't hate on other peoples' idols,
They could be the reason they're still alive.
Like me, One Direction helped me stop cutting.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Plot twist: This account is run by one of the boys in 1D

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 11:28am UTC

Liam: "I like the fact that fans have posters of us in their rooms."
Harry: "And I love that they get undressed in front of us."

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jariley*
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March 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

British: Americans have such cool accents.
Americans: British people have such cool accents.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:58pm UTC

Dear One Direction haters,
You can't exactly hate someone who hasn't done anything to you.
So I'm asking you nicely to leave a comment below telling me
Why you hate One Direction and what they have ever done to you.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 11:26am UTC

"Three things I couldn't live without are hair wax,
Face wash, and Niall Horan because he's got Irish charm."
-Liam Payne

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:14am UTC

LONDON

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC

american: british people are so weird
british person: wot the fo.ok did ye say? i'll fo.ok you cu.nting yank shít. maths.

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 5:55am UTC

Every draw my life ever on youtube:
Youtuber: I was born.
Youtuber: I went though alot of trouble.
Youtuber: Then i was like 'youtube!"
Youtuber: and i wouldnt be here 2day without you guys,omg lol.
Youtuber: xoxo subscribe.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Americans: I wish I had a British accent
Me: I wish I had an American accent.

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 12:40pm UTC

Do British kids go through pubertea?

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Zayn did NOT cheat on Perrie.
The pictures the lady posted aren't even of Zayn.
Plus, Zerrie is together right now and Zayn will be
Attending Little Mix's concert tonight.

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 9:51am UTC

I wonder if British people sit around in their living rooms and try to do American accents.

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 7:38am UTC

The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too,
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you.

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Alexwise
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Are overly apologetic British guys still hot? I’m terribly sorry to ask…

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MrsJHutch

posted a quote
July 29, 2013 9:48am UTC

When I moved to a new school, I talked in a british accent and told everyone I was from England and I had a whole backstory planned and I told people the crappy clothes I wore were the british trend and all cool british people would wear them and long story short those idiots still believe I'm English.

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fionarose
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 4:13am UTC

Hot waiter with a British accent checking me out all day
=
Day made!!
So annoyed I didn't ask for his number!!

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC

when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
dan and phil: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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