Best Brain Quotes Ever

Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:47am UTC

SOLVE IF YOU HAVE BRAIN
24 ÷ 6 ( 2 + 2 )= ???
format by rajsonkar

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Steve*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 2:38pm UTC

"My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my mind, I appear heartless, and when I do what’s in my heart, I seem thoughtless."

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 11:56am UTC

Doctor: I regret to tell you
that you have brain tumor.
ChrisMat: yessss!!! ( jump in
joy)
Doctor: Did you understand
what i just told you??
ChrisMat: Yes of course, Do
you think im dumb?
Doctor: then why are you so
happy???
ChrisMat: because it
proves that i have a brain
jokes apart. ChrisMat is awesome. I mean no disrespect.
click here to follow me

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 2:55pm UTC

my brain has too many tabs open

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 4:51pm UTC

Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down. After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC

The human brain is amazing.
It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Your brain is what I'm after. You can put your clothes back on.

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:14pm UTC

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get to school.

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Fay*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 2:08pm UTC

Zombies
(n.) The only men that will love you for
you brain

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*blushes*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 8:36am UTC

Zombies
[n.]
The only men that will love you for your brains.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:05pm UTC

After you die it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream... Because in a dream time is streched.
So if this is the case, what if right now you're in that 7 minutes How do you know if you are alive or just reliving old memories.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 1:59pm UTC

Hugs for those who are taking finals and feel like crying because your brain has gone blank.
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:45pm UTC

emotions are
just these annoying things that like to mess with your
brain.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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*blushes*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 7:39am UTC

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 10:01am UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
Messages
Brain
Edit
Today at 3:00pm
I'm so fat
Let's eat that cake in the fridge and after that that one Pizza Mom bought. Oh and remember that one, big pack of Twizzlers?

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swaggysouani
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 2:02pm UTC

Fact:The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me:Well f/ck.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 11:15am UTC

When you think about it handwriting is pretty weird
like we are all writing the same letters but for some reason our brains comprehend them differently and as hard as
we try we can't get our brains to comprehend how somehow else makes their letters and copy their handwriting

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shιt.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 30, 2014 12:12pm UTC

MY BRAIN:
5% Names
3% Phone numbers
2% Stuff I should know for school
90% Song lyrics

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