Best Bikini Quotes This Week

1mrsseguin9
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March 8, 2014 2:53pm UTC

The difference between being straight and being gay is the same thing as the difference between bras and bikini tops. Everyone knows they exist, but only one is acceptable in public.

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Chris*
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September 22, 2013 1:21pm UTC

My sister and I were packing up our summer clothes and she said she might as well just throw away all her bikinis. Most of them were brand new, so I asked her why, and she said "Because I'm too fat to be wearing bikinis." She's eleven years old. I will not tell you how much she weighs because weight is irrelevant. What matters is an eleven-year old girl is too self-concious to wear a bikini. I don't know, but I just feel like at that age, you should be worrying about your favorite band member or the color of your room, not the number on a scale or the way your body curves.

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bluebox2
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April 9, 2013 7:39pm UTC

how to get a bikini body:
1. put a bikini on your body
you're beautiful okay ♥

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happygirl22
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March 11, 2013 4:48pm UTC

While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.

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DeathOfASon
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July 16, 2013 7:59pm UTC

this had better be the summer
where i suddenly get hot or else i give up

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 5:35am UTC

1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a f*** you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

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JustThatAwkwardTeenager
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August 7, 2013 9:54am UTC

Gay marriage and straight marriage are the same as bikini tops and bras
The same thing but only one is accepted in public.
nmq

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1mrsseguin9
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June 23, 2014 11:14pm UTC

I think the goal of bathing suit shopping is to lower girls' self esteem

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Soldierbyheart
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July 24, 2013 7:52pm UTC

If you ever want a Bikini body.....just put a bikini on your body.

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idontknowww
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February 10, 2013 1:07pm UTC

this summer
I'm going to have the best f ucking time.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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NEM0
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April 8, 2013 11:36pm UTC

Just bought an adorable, expensive bikini. I got it a size too small, so that I'll work my butt off to look good in that suit for summer.
MOTIVATION.

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Soccersmith13
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August 5, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Gay Marriage and Straight Marriage are the same as bikini tops and bras
The same thing but only one is accepted in public.
nmq

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