Best Bedtime Quotes This Week

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC

*My thoughts before I go to sleep*
Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
Me: *Looks at clock*
Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
Me: I should pray...
Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
Me: Amen.
Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
Me: *Closes eyes*
*Something falls off dresser*
Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
Me: *Starts crying*
Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
Me: *Cries harder*
Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
Me: Need. to. concentrate.
Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
Me: *Falls asleep*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:12am UTC

When I was younger, I thought that growing up meant that you didn't have
a bedtime. I have come to learn that it isn't that you don't have a bedtime, it's that you are in charge of your own bedtime and I don't think I can handle that responsibility.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:58am UTC

I was "the kid" who
got in trouble for
Reading
past my
bedtime

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 11:57am UTC

i'm like four days past my bedtime.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 2:54am UTC

Roses are red. I'm going to bed.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 2:46am UTC

For some reason I feel like if any part of me is hanging off the bed, something evil is going to grab me.
O.O

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 3:34am UTC

lol it's 3:33 in th morning here?
Last time I looked at the clock it said 10:00.
Woops...

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:30am UTC

My friends mom: Make yourself at home!
Me: Oh so i can take a shower?
Her mom:
Me: Go streaking through out house
Her mom:Nevermind..

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 3:20pm UTC

oh sorry i was thinking aboutmyself did you want something

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Hi_Im_Sam
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 6:34pm UTC

My bed time is when there is no-one nteresting on chat!
Night loosers!

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 4:42pm UTC

A day without sunshine is like, you know,
night.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 1:46pm UTC

why are my parents always like
“go to bed." i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 8:40pm UTC

me: - out with boyfriend -
me: - looks at clock -
me: woah, woah, woah!
7:30?! that's WAY past
my bedtime.

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dapz95
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I know I smile, and they love it when I do,
they love me, more than I'll probably ever know
but the sad, painful truth is
they don't know jacksh#t
about what makes me cry myself to sleep ...

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DarkChocolateEyes
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 12:34pm UTC

*saying goodnight to my parents*
Me: Kayy.. I'm going to bed now..
Them: Night. Don't play on your phone.
*plays on phone, keeps finger on power button*

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allyrawr
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 3:38pm UTC

The only reason I enjoy going to bed
is so I can make stories up in my head,
which makes my brain think they're actually real

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dinosaur_rawr
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I think I will go to bed now as I am going to the outside world tomorrow! (Big shock I know)
Wish me luck!

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 1:59pm UTC

I heard your into bad girls?
- - -
Well, when my mom told me to go to bed at 9:00
I went at 9:01

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Dani_Gochenour11
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 11:06am UTC

I don't want to be rich,
I just want to have enough money so that Morgan Freeman can read me bedtime stories.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
October 8, 2014 1:52am UTC

This chica needs to sleep :p. So good night everybody!!!! :D

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