Best Bath Quotes This Month

Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 7:01am UTC

Mr. Bean: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold
His friend: Does it work?
Mr. Bean: I dont know..... I can never finish drinking hot bath

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sophxoxo
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
a boy fell i n the mud.
Wanna hear a c lean joke?
he got a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a naughty joke?
bubbles was his neighbor.
lmao not mine, i heard it in school today

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 9:57pm UTC

i wish i was a mermaid so i could
sleep in the tub and not die <3

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DeathlyHallows
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC

That feeling you get after you shave your legs and they're so smooth then you can't stop rubbing them. Please tell me that I'm not the only one.

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Steve*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:41am UTC

Why is it always that...
No matter what colour bubble-bath you use..
The bubbles are always white? .-.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:26pm UTC

So I was talking to a friend here on witty and I was talking to her about
the combination of bath salts and body butter and how awesome they are
and I basically sent her a paragraph telling her about them and at the
very end I compared what my skin was like afterwards and I literally said:
"your skin will be glowing like fcking radioactive baby butts"

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kelly*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 7:37pm UTC

having a bath always
makes everything seem
better. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- Danielle Peazer

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makenna123
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 11:12am UTC

MY DAD WALKED IN MY ROOM AND TOLD ME THAT I HAS TO DO SOMTHING TODAY BESIDES BE ON ELECTRONICS. HE TOOK MY LAPTOP AND MY PHONE. THEN AFTER THINKING ABOUT WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO I DECIED TO GIVE THE CAT A BATH.
DONT GIVE THE CAT A BATH.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 10:55pm UTC

*Me In The Bath*
Me: -Singing-
Mom: Shut up!
Me: I don't see how you can hate from outside the tub, you can't even get in!.. Leggo.
Me: Yellow soap bar,
Yellow rubber ducky,
Yellow Shampoo bottle,
Yellow waters yucky!
;3

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seafoam*
posted a quote
December 22, 2016 10:49pm UTC

“
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. Whenever I'm sad I'm going to die, or so nervous I can't sleep, or in love with somebody I won't be seeing for a week, I slump down just so far and then I say: “I'll go take a hot bath.”
”

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