Bath Quotes

seafoam*
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December 22, 2016 10:49pm UTC

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There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. Whenever I'm sad I'm going to die, or so nervous I can't sleep, or in love with somebody I won't be seeing for a week, I slump down just so far and then I say: “I'll go take a hot bath.”
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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
March 1, 2015 11:55pm UTC

And I'm Raven the
acid bath princess
of the Darkness.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:26pm UTC

So I was talking to a friend here on witty and I was talking to her about
the combination of bath salts and body butter and how awesome they are
and I basically sent her a paragraph telling her about them and at the
very end I compared what my skin was like afterwards and I literally said:
"your skin will be glowing like fcking radioactive baby butts"

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Home alone.
It's about to become a blood bath.

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Me: *In bath*
Stranger: *Walking past my house outside*
Me: Hi, I'm NICHOLAS!
Stranger: *Confused*
Me: And Bra-less too!

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Steve*
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September 18, 2013 9:57pm UTC

i wish i was a mermaid so i could
sleep in the tub and not die <3

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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August 30, 2013 1:40pm UTC

Reasons why I'd be a good girlfriend #4
I will run you a bath if you need one

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artsylilacs
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 7:02pm UTC

*Wears safety glasses to avoid getting soap in my eyes*

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LiveToBelieve
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 7:42am UTC

That moment when you realise...
That bath tubs are just boats in reverse...
Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

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myusernamedoesntmatter
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July 3, 2013 1:36am UTC

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar

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Xletthehatershatex
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June 18, 2013 12:33pm UTC

Mum : Just get in your bath!
Me: It's running!
Mum :You'll be running in a minute!
Me:I don't run.

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JustAnotherGirlWhoTheWorldForgot
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June 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC

In bath:
Forwards..
Backwards..
Forwards..
TSUNAMII!!

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Steve*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:41am UTC

Why is it always that...
No matter what colour bubble-bath you use..
The bubbles are always white? .-.

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sophxoxo
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
a boy fell i n the mud.
Wanna hear a c lean joke?
he got a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a naughty joke?
bubbles was his neighbor.
lmao not mine, i heard it in school today

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Rajsonkar
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June 7, 2013 7:01am UTC

Mr. Bean: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold
His friend: Does it work?
Mr. Bean: I dont know..... I can never finish drinking hot bath

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 10:55pm UTC

*Me In The Bath*
Me: -Singing-
Mom: Shut up!
Me: I don't see how you can hate from outside the tub, you can't even get in!.. Leggo.
Me: Yellow soap bar,
Yellow rubber ducky,
Yellow Shampoo bottle,
Yellow waters yucky!
;3

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