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bye*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:34pm UTC

alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL
WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!
so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote.
please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
prizes? eh
basically
you just get a free promo
and a follow from me
alrighty
so here's your categories
PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
Best Funny Quotes-
Best Inspirational Quotes-
Best Quotes in General-
Best Layouts-
Best Quote Layouts-
Funniest-
Nicest-
Best Profile-
Best Username-
Best Profile Picture-
Best Wittian Overall-
Best Newbie-
Witty Queen-
Witty King-
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for.
thank youuu. ♥
-maria (beastuser)

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 8:37pm UTC

&Maybe he lovess
-> her more than she could ever possibly love herself. ♥

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lollipop213
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 5:52pm UTC

You know you're a directioner when...
#636.
You made a picture of 1D your phone background , and unlock it just to stare at them.

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GhostTown
posted a quote
February 21, 2015 8:27pm UTC

Me: *Watching old family video*.
Me: Who's that idiot that keeps talking in the background?
Me: Oh that's me

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 8:09pm UTC

IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS, BACKGROUND NOISES, AND DRUM BEAT HARMONIES, then you are absolutely right my friend.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Why I turn on the tv:
10% to watch shows
90% to use it as a background noise so i feel less lonely
while i'm on the internet
SO TRUE

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
March 3, 2015 8:41pm UTC

Been on witty for 4 years now,
and still don't know how to make my page have a cool background,
or do cool fonts and quote backgrounds, etc. -cries-

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Vinita*
posted a quote
July 24, 2014 5:06pm UTC

why can't you want me like the other boys do?
they stare at me while I stare at you

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
February 20, 2016 3:19pm UTC

A THOUSAND MOMENTS
THAT I HAD TAKEN
FOR GRANTED
MOSTLY BECAUSE I
ASSUMED THERE WOULD
BE A THOUSAND MORE.

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Screamingtobeheard
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:34pm UTC

I don't know when that UFO landed and dumped all thees stupid people here but I seriously don't think there coming back for them.
☺☺☺
I'm looking at you
^__^
w

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Screamingtobeheard
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:42pm UTC

I'm not arguing...
Just simply explaining why your wrong.
© by screamingtobeheard

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:44pm UTC

testing out background coding!
sorry for spam!

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XXXneverloosehopeXXX
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:56am UTC

Mistakes are proof that you're trying.

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 10:16am UTC

I may be ugly but at least I don't have a selfie of me on my phones background

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Failure*
posted a quote
December 30, 2021 8:17am UTC

me in the background trying to fix this soap.
all my babes are asleep.
but i can't fix
unfriending you star.
I am sorry.
end-

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hopelou
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 1:53pm UTC

"It's only in the finer points that it gets complicated and contentious,
the inability to realize that no matter what our religion or gender or race or geographic background,
we all have about 98 percent in common with each other.
[...]For whatever reason, we like to focus on the 2 percent that's different, and most of the conflict in the world comes from that.
The only way I can navigate throught my life is because of the 98 percent that every life has in common."
-"Every Day" By: David Levithan

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 8:01pm UTC

So I was listening to a song in the car and I asked if it was p!nk
Me: Mah is this song by pink.
P!nk in the background(music): try, try,try.
Mom:Yeah it's called try.
Me: OMG you must be a genius to know that MIND BLOWN
Mom: *evil glare*

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Screamingtobeheard
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 5:26pm UTC

I want to make my facebook name "NOBODY"
so when I see someone post something stupid....
I can like it and it will read :
"NOBODY like's this"
© By screamingtobeheard

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Screamingtobeheard
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 5:23pm UTC

With out stupid people
there would be
nobody to laugh at.
Take the time to thank them for their
contribution.
© by Screamingtobeheard

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summeratmidnight
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 12:14pm UTC

3 words
8 letters
Instant popularity
for about 10 seconds
I have gum.

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