Babies Quotes

TheCovertComic
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April 10, 2021 3:51am UTC

Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.

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BommiandFriends
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January 20, 2018 12:44am UTC

Five Little Elephants Jumping On The Bed | English Rhymes For Kids | Elephant Songs – YOUTUBE
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Boris is an animated elephant kid and he has four elephant friends. One Sunday Boris and his friends sing an elementary song, English Rhymes for Kids. Boris and his friends make animated Kids Videos and educational videos for kids. They perform the nice jumping dance for Kids Videos with educational & edutainment videos for Kids.

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BommiandFriends
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January 20, 2018 12:43am UTC

Five Little Elephants Jumping On The Bed | English Rhymes For Kids | Elephant Songs – YOUTUBE
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Boris is an animated elephant kid and he has four elephant friends. One Sunday Boris and his friends sing an elementary song, English Rhymes for Kids. Boris and his friends make animated Kids Videos and educational videos for kids. They perform the nice jumping dance for Kids Videos with educational & edutainment videos for Kids.

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Dishonored*
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January 7, 2016 5:39pm UTC

how I knew my last boyfriend wasn't for me:I looked at him, kinda upset that he said he'd never be the marrying type, and thought aboutthe future. which consisted of thinking "our kids would look f.ucking ugly" and me no longer being upset.

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:48am UTC

Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.~ Sam N. Jr

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:45am UTC

You can hear now. Your inner ear is formed.I shout "I love you" into the bedroom. Then I feel stupid. Then I don't. This is pretty much the story of my life.~Sam N. Jr

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:41am UTC

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.~Quoted by Jennifer Weiner, in Little Earthquakes

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:36am UTC

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.~Christine Feehan, Ruthless Game

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:32am UTC

When you moved, I felt squeezed with a wild infatuation and protectiveness. We are one. Nothing, not even death, can change that.

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gooddeeds
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May 12, 2015 5:29am UTC

A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman's crowning creative experience of a lifetime.~John Stevenson

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GhostTown
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February 19, 2015 8:15pm UTC

So, apparently Kim Kardashian wants more children.
Here are some great name suggestions that she should consider:
East West
South West
Middle East West
South North West
North East West
South East West
East North West

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Alpaca Prophet *
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February 3, 2015 4:10pm UTC

Blaugargh, hmmmfap, yuuawflagabuggins.~Baby Shawn

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secondaccount
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September 9, 2014 6:46am UTC

-Hey its our song!
-Its dora the explorer...
-We are 2 years old, what were you hopping silly?

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tapangam
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July 12, 2014 10:24am UTC

Mom I promise we wont play in puddles anymore!
Just take us in, please!

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Crazy girl*
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June 12, 2014 1:08pm UTC

I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as if it might be something else, like a penguin.

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Crazy girl*
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June 7, 2014 8:29am UTC

Why do baby outfits have pockets? can you just imagine an 8 month old saying "yep! phone, ipod, keys, ready to go".

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namuels13
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May 14, 2014 3:11pm UTC

Babies look so much cuter when they're not in your custody.

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hello_universe
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May 1, 2014 9:32am UTC

Everybody's getting into a relationship, have their first or second child, getting engaged, or already married. I just think that's crazzzyy! I can't even find me a boyfriend lol.

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josie*
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April 12, 2014 4:59pm UTC

If i ever tell you that something is my favorite song
don't listen to me, i am a liar
i have more favorite songs than there
are babies in America

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Christopher Robin*
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March 24, 2014 6:13pm UTC

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - God dåmn it, you've got to be kind.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

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