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Awkwardpotatoe Quotes

UND3R
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March 17, 2013 8:59am UTC
McDonald's: We hand pick the best potatoes for our fries.
Me: Umm, excuse me? I am obviously the best potatoe here.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 10, 2013 4:47pm UTC
So everyone I know is at this party, posting pictures on facebook with their friends while they're drinking.
My parents should be so proud of me eating Oreo's and watching 21 Jump Street, but nooooooo.

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