Australia Quotes

Vanessa15*
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May 9, 2013 5:20am UTC

Im bored.
I wish i was in Amercia or something.
But people somewhere else are probably wanting to go to Australia.

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Sparkles_Bread
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May 4, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Tips to surviving Australia, from an Australian......
*Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason whatsoever. We mean it.
*Air conditioning.
*Do not attempt to use Australian slang, unless you are a trained linguist and good in a fist fight.
*Thick socks.
*Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby.
*If you leave the urban areas, carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die.
*Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that is unwise to ignore.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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CharliesTheName
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April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

People from California: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
People from California: ....
People from New York: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
People from New York: ....
People from Europe: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
People from Europe: ....
People from Australia: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
People from Australia: ....

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April 14, 2013 5:43am UTC

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crazyshaelie
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April 2, 2013 7:55pm UTC

If the fact that Australia has an instrument called the "Didgeridoo,"
isn't enough reason to move there, then I don't know what is.

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AshlynMareeMuse
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March 29, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Anyone want an
BravoSierra's format
Australian penpal?

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SoftballMyLife22
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March 23, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Before I die:
Visit Australia

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amypond
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March 11, 2013 4:41am UTC

what they said: I'm from Australia
what I heard: g'day mate, crikey this weather is crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin' crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby
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PandoraRose
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March 10, 2013 12:47pm UTC

I wish you could plug in a memory stick into your pillow, and in the morning you could download your dreams onto the computer and you could watch them over again.
#weirdchild

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Sparkles_Bread
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February 7, 2013 6:51am UTC

I'm proud to be an Australian.
we have bush fires, cyclones, heat waves and floods - Yet we love being outside.
Over a third of our land is uninhabitable desert - Yet we have some of the purest water in the world.
Our soils and sands teem with some of the deadliest creatures on earth - Yet most of the people are by far the friendliest around.
we are a land ravaged by hardships and circled by sharks - Yet we still manage to be AWESOME in every possible way

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Sparkles_Bread
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February 3, 2013 5:55am UTC

I have to admit that, as an Australian, I am secretly proud of our killer wildlife :)

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