Aunt Quotes

cutieessie
posted a quote
December 25, 2014 10:18pm UTC

This Christmas, I have got the best news for a Christmas present.
I am an aunt. :)

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January 27, 2014 8:46pm UTC

Watching the Grammy's;
Me: Hey Auntie look there's Lorde!
She sings the Royals song you like!
Auntie: Oh wow...she sang the sang??
She look so old and the way she moving
her body looks like the devil inside of her.
Me: Auntie!!! She's only 17!
Auntie: Whaaaat?!!? I thought she was 40.

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flyingbacon7
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January 24, 2014 11:41pm UTC

So today my sister in law texted me and she said that today she was at the pharmacy
And the word calcium came up
My niece lucy goes "Where's Kelsey"
I love that little girl with all my heart
I love both my nieces
They keep me going
They make me smile
I'm hoping I can be a good aunt

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hello_universe
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January 13, 2014 10:18pm UTC

So my aunt on my dads side has cancer. And i guess there's nothing they can do for her anymore. I don't know what's going to happen. But to be honest, i don't know how to feel about this situation. I know i should care, but i just don't think i do. I've never really talk to her, she never really tried to talk to me. I don't really talk to anyone on that side of the family, for that matter. Do i have a right not to really care? Or does that make me heartless?

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24601*
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January 7, 2014 8:42pm UTC

LOLOLOLOL MY AUNT TOUCHED BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHERS WIG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA AND SHE STOLE A PIECE OF THE HAIR ◕ ◡ ◕

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DubstepKitten
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:01pm UTC

My aunts smile
Could change someone life
During all the hardships
The pain and the strife
She is my inspiration
And to this my dedication
For all the things she does for me
She opened my eyes
And now I can see
For I, who was blind before
She gives me the key
And I open the door
Its my choice what I do
I couldn't of done it
With out you.
I love you brandy.

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DunGoofed
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November 3, 2013 2:59am UTC

I walked into the glass porch door at my aunts house today. Pretty sure I broke my nose... .-.

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invisablackkk
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September 22, 2013 3:49pm UTC

ever since I lost you
i haven't been the same
they ask me why I act different
but I won't explain

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CharliesTheName
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September 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC

So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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September 3, 2013 5:22pm UTC

my aunt: *reading through funny pinterest pictures*
my aunt: *laughs*
my aunt: Haha listen to this one.
my aunt: 'You're like my pinky toe, sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table.'
my aunt: Hahaha- WAIT THAT WAS DIRTY!
me:*dies*

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juliarose417
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August 20, 2013 9:34am UTC

Today is my grandma's 80th birthday, my little sister's 10th birthday, and last night my older sister went into labor.
Now it's my nephew's birthday too.

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Melrose*
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June 26, 2013 9:37pm UTC

my aunt has been battling breast cancer for a few years now. and today the doctor told her she is cancer free as far as they know. but theres a spot in her brain that has the possiblity of being cancer which she gets scan next monday for. She told me after seeing the docotor today. that she plans on enjoying that shes cancer free for the next four days knowing that come monday she could be diagnosed with cancer again. my aunts attitude is truly inspiring.

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Bitter_Sweet
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June 14, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Mum: Your aunt is moving to China. LOL.
Me: Mum, LOL does not mean "Lots of Love"
Mum: Oh, I know. That woman was getting on my nerves.
Me: ...

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 8:13am UTC

So tonight my aunt woke up
And she asked for cookies and a glass of water, I got her the two things,
But she was half a sleep still, and dropped her half eaten cookie
In the glass of water,
Trying to be nice I tried to take the glass from her to get her a fresh cup,
But she held onto it like as if it was life or death,
And she just kept drinking
The cook i e water,
I Love My Aunt.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 6:25pm UTC

*At family gathering*
Aunt: Wow! Look how much you've grown! You're a pretty girl, is there a boyfriend?
Me: Well..It's complicated, You see I'm kind of in love with this fictional character, but you know he doesn't exist so...
Aunt: ...
Aunt: ...
Aunt: Uh alright ....
Aunt:*whispers to mom about getting help*

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Elli_unicornpuke
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 10:54am UTC

Mother: Get dress your aunt is almost here!
Me: I'm already dressed.
.
Mother: Pajama isn't cloth!
Me: So I have been sleeping naked all this years?!

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jennyracinggirl
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 5:44pm UTC

my aunt is being released from the hospital <3

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jennyracinggirl
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March 1, 2013 2:48pm UTC

My aunt pulled through her surgery.
Thank god , i dont know what i would do without her . I love you aunt Betty

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jennyracinggirl
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March 1, 2013 7:18am UTC

I dont even think ill be focusing on my classes today . Come 7:30 my aunt goes into surgery and i cant be there because the hospital she is in is at Alabama . If she was here i would of been able to take the day off of school and be there . If they dont do this she could end up Paralyzed . Im not asking for a bunch of favorites and comments im just asking for you to keep her in your thoughts today.
Aunt betty; i know you can get through this , i love you 💕

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jennyracinggirl
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February 28, 2013 7:08am UTC

My aunt betty is having surgey tomrrow . I hope everything goes okay because i dont know what id do without her . & The surgey is really serious thing they have to go through her thoat to get to where they are doing the surgey at . & If it doesnt work or something messes up or something like that i forelget what my mom said but she could be Paralyzed . so please keep my family in your Prayers .
❤

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